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@kingsomachii @Tejiomo @Chogu1 Oh wow! Interesting. I hope justice is served.

@themichanic_ @Tejiomo @Chogu1 Mr Austin,was in 100l when it happened and still surprised justice hasn't been served

Nigerians please we need justice for Elozino Joshualia Ogege. My secondary school friend. She wasn’t just a classmate, she was my friend we sat together in school. She was a decent girl. Elo was not wayward. They killed her Nigerians. They plucked her eyes while she was alive, breast and heart before she died. She was a brilliant student, a first-class student from 100 level to 300 level at Delta State University Delsu. She only went to look for a house to rent Nigerians😭 She told a security man working in DELSU, Onoriode (Onos), who had access to the school environment that she was looking for a house, he then told her he would help her get accommodation. That was how he lured her. Delsu claimed they are contract staff from a security company. Guess what? This security man is an Ex-convict. He did not act alone. He worked with other Yahoo boys including Desmond and their gang and with the help of a security supervisor identified as Nwosisi Benedict Uche. The mastermind was a Yahoo boy who came from Ghana, and got those Yahoo boys to look for a girl for ritual for him. He had 2 houses already in Abraka. Elo was not their first victim. They planned it. They waited for her inside the school environment, campus 3, overpowered her by putting something on her face and took her away. They drove her out of Abraka into a bush. According to their own confession, Elozino was crying and begging them to let her go even after they took her eyes alive she was still begging them. 😭 But they did not stop. They killed her and removed parts of her body for ritual purposes to use for what they call “Yahoo Plus” money rituals. They took those parts to a native doctor identified as Ojokojo Robinson Obajero, who they believed would perform money rituals for them. The police tracked her phone and arrested them after the family reported she was missing because they couldn't reach her. The Delta State Police PRO, DSP Andrew Aniamaka, confirmed that the suspects confessed and that the crime started as a missing person case before turning into a murder investigation. Even the Commissioner of Police at the time, Muhammad Mustafa, confirmed arrests and said they were ritual killers. One of the masterminds even died while trying to escape arrest. But since 2018… what has happened? Elon have had no justice since 2018. The case has been in court. Adjournment after adjournment. Delay after delay. Years have passed. No clear justice. Are they bringing the judge? My friend left her house to look for accommodation and never came back. She trusted the wrong person a security man inside her own school. Delsu refused to show concern for their negligence. How can you employ an Ex-convict? Why would a security company employ an Ex-convict? Elo is gone we know but we want justice. And till today, it feels like justice is still being delayed. Nigerians, how long will this continue? How long will young girls keep dying like this? How long will cases like this be forgotten? Please speak up. Please don’t let this case die. Please people I'm begging y'all to help us speak. They already confessed to doing it. They should have been sentenced to death already. All the people involved. Help us cry for justice @Hybrid_Ola @_meera__abdul @AdageorgeA @oku_yungx @Austeiin @lilyally98 @instablog9ja This is the news on BBC. It's everywhere on the Internet too google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.… #JusticeForElozino #EndRitualKillings

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@LFirebreather @Uncle_Rede You have no idea how easy it is. Don’t try this again. 😌🙏🏾

@themichanic_ @Uncle_Rede Waited your entire life to use this line. Relish it, it might never happen again 😂

I went to shoot a burial around 2018 or so, the grave was in this tight corner, so while I was trying to get my shots, I fell into the grave and broke some parts of the casket😭

@Uncle_Rede That was a grave error!

After almost 3yrs, there's nothing to campaign with. -Electricity WORSE -Fuel Price WORSE -Security WORSE -Economy WORSE -Life Expectancy WORSE -Standard of Living WORSE -Governance WORSE -Exchange Rate WORSE -Road Network WORSE -Electoral Reform WORSE Execpt destroying the opposition and sharing Rice. And people still want to vote for them 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Sugar_Pops_ @queenie_baybe @Lordkyril *cum?

@queenie_baybe @Lordkyril The gods will come upon you

I remember visiting this place and they warned us not to touch one fertility statue like that because it’ll cause pregnancy. I touched it and got pregnant that same month. 💀😭

@egbonwisdom9 @Symply_Tacha “Researcher” btw!

@Symply_Tacha He doing it for his constituency, his people not tacha’s people. Hold your own HOR or Senator in Rivers state accountable. What has your HOR done . This is misplaced priorities!

you’re one of the very few Nigerian politicians who built real wealth outside politics… You’ve run successful businesses both within and outside Nigeria, so i mean you understand the reality of building and sustaining a business far better than most people, including MySELF. And tHats why this kind of initiative is honestly hard to process esp. coming from you.. From someone else, it might pass. But from you sIR? it feels rather disappointing cause it comes across almost like “vote-buying” even tho that may not be the intention. ₦100,000 to 5,000 people may sound impactful on the surface, but when you really think about it, what kind of businesses can that realistically build? How many more pure water, Ewedu &pepper sellers, or even small roadside traders can that community absorb? These are already saturated spaces, and most of them don’t even lead to long-term sustainability or lift people out of poverty. If the real goal is empowerment, then it has to be sustainable. Imagine channeling that same ₦500 million into 10–20 already existing, viable businesses within your constituency. Businesses that are working, that just need capital to scale.. With your experience, you can identify and support them properly. Those businesses grow. They hire more people. Even if each employs just 5 additional staff, that’s over 100 people earning steady monthly income, not a one-off ₦100,000 And that’s how you move people out of poverty.. And support long-term.. and as those businesses strives, the impact multiplies over years. Sir, you understand this better than MOST. That’s why this approach feels surprising. Because this isn’t just about sharing money, it’s about creating SYSTEMS that LAST. with your level of exposure and business expertise, you have the opportunity to build something far more sustainable and TRANSFORMATIONAL than this.

@LarryMadowo @79Sharque Twitter used to be a platform where people verified information. You know this never happened.

Senegal’s president casually updates his social profile pictures to include the AFCON trophy behind him. How do you say “come and get it if you can” in Wolof?

@asemota Didn’t happen.

More of this.

This was recorded in 1980. 6 generations of family. Life is so short. Life comes and goes.

This is Master Chisom. The mathematics teacher from Evergreen Schools Enugu. His students won all the 1st, 2nd and 3rd position in Junior Category of South East Maths Olympiad 2026. He has been silently shaping generations. Let’s celebrate his birthday today!

SAD BUT TRUE 😢 WHAT A WRITE UP! Akara and Pap was breakfast served every morning in a hostel of 100 people. Out of the 100, 80 didn’t like it. They complained daily, saying they were tired and wanted something different. But the remaining 20 were satisfied. They liked it just as it was. To solve the issue, the warden introduced a simple rule: Every night, everyone would vote for what they wanted to eat the next morning. The meal with the highest number of votes would be served. So every night, the 20 who loved Akara and Pap voted for it—with one voice. But the 80 who didn’t like it were never united. Their votes went in different directions: 18 for Bread and Tea 16 for Yam and Egg Sauce 14 for Jollof Rice 12 for Spaghetti 10 for Indomie 10 for Moi Moi and Pap Can u guess what the result was every single time? Akara and Pap kept winning, Not because it was the best, but because the people who didn’t want it were too divided to agree on anything else. In Nigeria, many are tired of the same old hardship, bad governance and recycled leadership. We know who and what the real problems are. But even those who want change are divided—along tribal lines, party names, personal interest, ego, ambition etc. 2027 might seem far away, but it's already around the corner. If we don’t learn from this story, we will wake up again to another bitter round of the same “meal” we’ve been served for ages. This Is a Salient Message THERE'S POWER IN UNITY, NOT JUST IN NUMBERS. A United Minority Is More Formidable Than A Divided Majority. FOOD FOR THOUGHT © Unknown Author

Everytime I get mad at my sports team for losing, I remind myself of what Giannis said. Arguably my favorite response to a reporter ever.

As usual, Jollof or afrobeats - that's the only thing they know you are good for. They know you imagination doesn't stretch beyond that, so they stroke your ego at any given opportunity by hailing your jollof or Afrobeats. The United Kingdom exports finished product to Nigeria, while Nigeria exports cheap raw materials to the UK. That's the “diplomatic” ties Tinubu has gone to deepen in the god-forsaken country. Meanwhile, China has recently given his country an opportunity to compete in its over 1billion size market with zero tariffs on finished products. Illiterate supporters of this man have spent the whole of today hailing this exploitative visit as the best thing to happen to Nigeria since jollof rice. Sad to see.

After working on Pewbeam every day for the last six months, we are launching it for public download this Friday at 6 PM.

@sire_sommy @UgwunnaEjikem

@UgwunnaEjikem Since we are comparing... While I agree that Ronaldo's 901 goals feat is incredible, do not forget to factor in the amount of games he has over Messi. Goals/game is actually a valid thing. If I play 5 games and score in 3, you with 5 goals from 10 games aren't really better.

Messi - 838 goals. Ronaldo - 901 goals. Real ones know Ronaldo is closer to 1000 goals than Messi is to 900 goals. I will not explain. Just be there🫵🏿

@UgwunnaEjikem @TheMahleek And so shall it be!

@TheMahleek He’s 39. He’s won it all. He don’t need no other trophies.

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 24 hours? > Zuckerberg killed the Metaverse after burning $80 billion on cartoon avatars nobody used > Sam Altman took $13 billion from Microsoft then sold OpenAI's cloud to Amazon for $50 billion.. Microsoft just found out they funded their own competition > Anthropic made an AI that takes orders from your phone and does your work while you sleep.. > X dropped a dislike button AND a mute-entire-countries button in the same week.. > YouTube asking you to flag AI slop is just Google getting 2 billion people to train their next model for free > 93% of US jobs can now be partly done by AI.. Same week companies started giving the weakest raises since 2008 > Apple started rejecting vibe-coded apps from the App Store > xAI is paying Wall Street bankers $100/hour to teach Grok how to replace Wall Street bankers.. They're taking the money.. > A mystery AI model appeared on benchmarks beating everything.. Developers think DeepSeek is quietly testing their next weapon > Bloomberg asked "Is the AI bubble about to burst" the same day Nvidia said the chip market will hit $1 trillion.. One of them is dead wrong.. > The UK government backed down on AI copyright after artists revolted.. First government to flinch > The Fed said rate hikes are back on the table and blamed AI data centers for making inflation worse And it's only Wednesday. See you tomorrow. It'll be worse. If you're not following me you're finding out about this stuff 48 hours late from someone who read my post