Laura

@ryanmauckmd I mean I thought I was being classy by drinking my queso through a straw but she wins!

Parenting tip: When at dinner with dad, we raise our pinky to drink queso from the cup

@ryanmauckmd 🤯

I was today years old when I learned from my 10 yr old that the word for fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. That’s just cruel.

I would trust the @Parkland nurses, rad techs l, and one of our residents with my life. Why wouldn’t I trust them to pick me out an outfit for T swizzle? Think @taylorswift13 will notice me? My 👯‍♀️s may be a tad embarrassed. Let’s gooooo! @HarleePossoit @emilybochner

I love these bois so much @ryanmauckmd

@ryanmauckmd Normalize stealing your husband’s socks!!

Love my wife, @themilesgenie, but she steals more socks from me than the dryer. I still have not established a motive Is this normal?

@ryanmauckmd K so this just means we’re buying double the Tagalongs this year!

Don’t kill me, but just tried the mint créme oreos and they are better than thin mints. Only gonna be hitting up my dealer for Samoas and Tagalongs this year.

@ryanmauckmd I can’t believe you’re admitting to this 🤦‍♀️ but you look fine 😘

Just got my hair cut at the kid’s cut place bc it was right next to the 👯‍♀️s gymnastics place & haven’t had time lately. Happy with the cut. Didn’t sit in the fire truck though, didn’t wanna break it. @themilesgenie isn’t happy with my life choices. #gottadowhatyougottado 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ryanmauckmd @CaseySeidemanMD 🙄

@themilesgenie @CaseySeidemanMD You will also get the gen pop version. I’m expecting your fav response to my jokes (🙄) to 3x or 4x daily.

If Twitter disappears, I plan to start sending urology jokes and updates out via mass text to random people using whatever illegal apparatus political campaigns use to annoy the crap out of us. You don’t want that, do you Elon?

@CaseySeidemanMD @ryanmauckmd 😂😂😂😂😂

@ryanmauckmd You already did this for friends and family. 🍆

@ryanmauckmd Sorry, it’s the best part 🤷‍♀️ seriously one of the only times I’ve ever seen you truly mad at me 😅

My wife @themilesgenie just took a bite out of the middle of my new burrito and not sure I can get past this.

I’m sorry, but your email didn’t manage to find me here. 🏝 @themilesgenie

@CaseySeidemanMD I’ll have lots more info for you in a few weeks! We’re going mostly to Phuket and the islands but will also be in Bangkok a few days!!

Any folx who have traveled to Thailand? I want to do a 10d trip. Would love to see Chiang Mai and some beach time. Is Bangkok a must see? All tips appreciated!

@ryanmauckmd I thought I told you to stop taking call when Mercury is in retrograde 🤪

On call tonight. If a priapism comes in, this is how I want the ER to reach me.

@ryanmauckmd Hardi D

If you were a rapper specializing in Uro rap, what would your name be? I’ll start: Cremaster flex

@ryanmauckmd Post Ma’stone

@CaseySeidemanMD @ryanmauckmd Thanks Casey, miss you!

@ryanmauckmd @themilesgenie Happy birthday Laura 🎉🎉🎉 My favorite part of the holiday is seeing this pic ❤️

She is probably going to kill me for this, but happy 4th of July and Happy Birthday to my awesome wife Laura! #glamourshotscirca1995 @themilesgenie

@ryanmauckmd I’m buying you an AirTag for your keys right now.

Laid white coat down on call room bed for a quick stent & when I got back it was gone. My car 🔑 s in the pocket. Swept up in the sheets and sent through hospital linen land with all the nasty floor and ER linens. They found it 8 hours later. So how’s your day been?

En route to AUA at the new Cap One lounge DFW and of course representing @_backtableUro with @themilesgenie. 💪 She’s making me take pictures all over the lounge for her website. Please send help. #embarassed

@ryanmauckmd @stuboo

@stuboo What do you think @themilesgenie?

Mauck:1 Priapism:0 Let that be a warning to all other urologic emergencies on this call night.

@CaseySeidemanMD @ryanmauckmd @lfendi 😂🤣 for an app that I refused to get on for so long it’s really been good to me!

@ryanmauckmd @themilesgenie Omg @lfendi you are BIG TIME ✨⭐️💫

Thinking of joining TikTok for a well curated smorgasbord of running tips, kittens and noodles… wish me luck 😝