Phil Phillips

British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.

When a single headline encapsulates the extent of British state decline...

DISGUSTING: British Army veteran Andrew Cook, who served 7 tours of Afghanistan, was evicted from military housing to make way for Afghan migrants. It was then covered up with a super-injunction. The more we learn, the worse it gets. This is an absolute disgrace.

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COKANE JUST PULLED OUT AN 8BALL

OBR confirm the tories fiscal management was disastrous for the country this year - they borrowed an astonishing £127 BILLON 127,000,000,000 What the actual fcuk & they’ve got a nerve to act offended by Rachel Reeves 🧐 Never let them near our money again #Budget2024

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@themorriss Hi Phil, good morning. I will check that for you. Could you please confirm your full address along with the postcode and the email address?

@SouthernWater, please can you tell me why my water bill has nearly tripled

@themorriss Good evening, thank you for the info. Could you by any chance DM us a photo of the pump. Kind regards

@SouthernWater when will the pump be removed from the top of Alexandra park?

@SouthernWater It will be around video.congratulations.poet the pump has been there constantly going for nearly a year

@themorriss The only job I can find under that postcode finished in May. Do you have the 'what3words' please? Kind Regards

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@themorriss Hello, do you have a postcode or 'what3words' please? Kind Regards

@LidlGB last night a cashier had an epileptic fit. 0 staff were first aid trained. The Mrs ran over to the fire station to get urgent help for the cashier. Surely, with an epileptic person working the tills, there should be a staff member who is first aid trained, at all times?

Judy, a purebred pointer, was the mascot of several ships in the Pacific, and was captured by the Japanese in 1942 and taken to a prison camp. There she met Aircraftsman Frank Williams, who shared his small portion of rice with her. Judy raised morale in the POW camp, and also barked when poisonous snakes, crocodiles or even tigers approached the prisoners. When the prisoners were shipped back to Singapore, she was smuggled out in a rice sack, never whimpering or betraying her presence to the guards. The next day, that ship was torpedoed. Williams pushed Judy out of a porthole in an attempt to save her life, even though there was a 15-foot drop to the sea. He made his own escape from the ship, but was then recaptured and sent to a new POW camp. He didn't know if Judy had survived, but soon he began hearing stories about a dog helping drowning men reach pieces of debris after the shipwreck. And when Williams arrived at the new camp, he said: "I couldn’t believe my eyes! As I walked through the gate, a scraggly dog hit me square between the shoulders and knocked me over. I’d never been so glad to see the old girl!" They spent a year together at that camp in Sumatra. "Judy saved my life in so many ways," said Williams. "But the greatest of all was giving me a reason to live. All I had to do was look into those weary, bloodshot eyes and ask myself: 'What would happen to her if I died?' I had to keep going." Once hostilities ceased, Judy was then smuggled aboard a troopship heading back to Liverpool. In England, she was awarded the Dickin Medal (the "Victoria Cross" for animals) in May 1946. Her citation reads: "For magnificent courage and endurance in Japanese prison camps, which helped to maintain morale among her fellow prisoners, and also for saving many lives through her intelligence and watchfulness". At the same time, Frank Williams was awarded the PDSA's White Cross of St. Giles for his devotion to Judy. Frank and Judy spent a year after the war visiting the relatives of English POWs who had not survived, and Frank said that Judy "always provided a comforting presence to the families." When Judy finally died at the age of 13, Frank spent two months building a granite and marble memorial in her memory, which included a plaque describing her life story.

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Awful take. Bloke in the original tweet hit the nail on the head.

And the Oscar goes to.. 😂

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Kai Havertz scores ZERO goals in the cross & volley challenge. 🫣 The only player in history to not even bag one. 😫

Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville & Gary Glitter walk into a pub in Ireland. Barman says “not yew tree again”

Digga D - Energy (Crisis) 💡🙆🏽 And yes, the audio of that politician is real.

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Man And His Date Argue In A Bowling Alley, And Lady Uses A Bowling Ball To Eliminate Him