pk

@James_Tierney Oh no, at least you were playing bonus poker.

Plan is to get the progressive this weekend at Rampart. Hit aces with a kicker dealt on BP noooooo

@TheRealWBG Bass guitar?

Base Guitar

@impand0rablua @Jadeelou22 I want all three

If you’re a good boy I’ll let you choose the hole☺️😈

@pennplay Millionaire status

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@lippyent H&r pufnstuf?

Did you take drugs in the 70s? Hmm ?

@yourcorruptbf #perfectdate

🖤

@nlyonne Can't be a robot because this is a simulation.

I bet you’re a robot. What’s the test?

@TheCinesthetic Those aren't tacos are they?

@seventensuited @MGMResortsIntl @CaesarsEnt @boydgaming @stationcasinos Doesn't really make much difference a player is a player. It beats playing shorthanded.

Alright shills, identify yourselves! This notice was being displayed at Red Rock Poker Room when I visited recently. Almost forgot prop players were a thing here in Las Vegas. Not sure how it works or who is hiring to do this, but I’m interested lol.

@Sexyass1tw Impressive

My well-lubricated ass was able to take that knot #bigass #knot #dog #sissy

@James_Tierney You're supposed to raise the denom

Had to stop by palazzo to pay off my marker, and show Mark the HL room. It paid off. Lowered the denom LIKE AN IDIOT.

@Amy_90_x They cost extra?

😳😳

@VitalVegas @Albertsons Ain't nothing free about 8/5

It’s hard to explain to people who don’t live in Las Vegas, when you play in a grocery store, YOUR FOOD IS FREE. (Your results may vary, and by that we mean absolutely will.) @Albertsons

@ThePokerBaffer Sometimes I'll say stupid stuff just to get them to snap to see how they really are.

Me, on a date with an attractive, but stupid, male: I need to keep my opinion to myself if I wanna get laid. Be submissive. Don't say it. Look how handsome he is. Do not say it, you barren, mouthy bitch. Also me, on a date with an attractive, but stupid, male: "Actually..."

@PinayPunani Them nipples are 🔥

Night one in the books. Party bus, bar crawl, ate a bunch of pussy, rode a 🍆 in front of 50 people until I made my pussy 💦💦💦💦 Now I’m exhausted. Gonna do it again tonight 😛

@seanonolennon @nlyonne Not even remotely a planet

Pluto is a Planet. Period.

@jedirich_ @VitalVegas Is it gamings?

Why does Caesar’s keep moving this patrol car between their parking garages? I’ve seen it in multiple locations now. Security tactic? Or something else? #vegas @VitalVegas

@Fact That's not how the metric system works

If you weighed 100 kilos on Earth, you would only weigh 38 kilos on Mars. You're not fat - you're just on the wrong planet.

@ThisOldTech2 Tandy?

Can anyone identify this vintage RAM expansion card? Where my Retro PC experts at...

@PorcTexas Those toll boxes are like $50 now

Remember when it used to mean something when you bought Craftsman tools? Pay a little more, buy American! Those were the days.