Groucho Man Savage 🐷

@EspressoJose @Austen

@Austen Go to Japan and call them Chinese. Go to France and call them Spanish. Go to Dominican Republic and call them Haitian. USA is the least racist place on Earth.

Anyone who has traveled internationally knows that the most racist place in the world is not in the United States

@BillKristol @atrupar He/him/hic

Of course Hegseth has his pronouns too: I, me, my.

@IANdrewDiceClay Geez he really is.

Happy Memorial Day. Hoooooo

The haters said he couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Great call from the haters.

25 years ago PRIDE would have had this guy debut against prime Fedor. They'd make a 5 minute video package questioning if Fedor could submit "The man with no neck." he'd lose in 12 seconds and then immediately end up in commercials for a Japanese turtleneck company.

@nikolaivsevolod @mmathog @meiselasb The key to trolling is subtlety.

@mmathog @meiselasb Yeah and how's he doing now? He's made billions and billions. What former president has his own gold phone brand? None of them. Because none of them were as tremendously brilliant as trump.

You are seeing in real time why Trump companies went bankrupt so many times. Set aside your politics. This guy is incapable of making a deal or meaningful decision and it follows the same cycle. Big flashy announcement (Epic Fury). Adversity hits (Hormuz closed). Defraud stakeholders (promise two week solution). Freeze up (endless two week cycle loop). Compound the problem (resource depletion). Final chance to save face rejected (what you’re seeing now). Bankruptcy strikes and blame others during chaos. Rinse repeat.

how it feels to smoke from a bong after turning 21

bob backlund lifting hogan up like he’s a sack of potatoes

@ATrue77751990 @DarrigoMelanie

@DarrigoMelanie And the democrats didn’t have condemned these real terrorists.

“If we erase January 6th, it didn’t happen” “If we don’t release certain inflation data, there’s no inflation” “If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry” “If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence” “If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases” The Trump administration wants you to believe their propaganda is fact, and control the majority of mainstream media and social platforms to reinforce their lies. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF STOPPAGE WAS THAT

@eThirty_Three @HasanabiProd

Shes literally the luckiest woman on earth. She had to do 0 work and landed the worlds richest probably smartest man and had his child. A child thatll certainly be smart also. And He left her because shes a boring hussie. Meeting with Hasan is a sure fire way to get Elons attention. Tsk literally 2nd grade shit here

@MarkPavelich @JelenaBoxing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Rade…

🧵 So let me get this straight… Oleksandr Usyk — undisputed heavyweight champion, 24-0, one of the greatest fighters alive — just defended his WBC title at the PYRAMIDS OF GIZA against a man who is 1-0 as a professional boxer. Rico Verhoeven is an absolute legend in kickboxing. No disrespect. But this is a WBC HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT. Boxing didn’t just jump the shark. It strapped the shark to a rocket, pointed it at ancient Egypt, and sold it on DAZN PPV for $59.99. What happened to the mandatory challengers? The rankings? The sanctioning bodies that are supposed to PROTECT the integrity of the sport? A 1-0 boxer. FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. This is either the greatest spectacle in combat sports history… or the death rattle of boxing as we know it. Maybe both. 😂⚰️🥊 #Usyk #Verhoeven #Boxing #GloryInGiza #UsykRico #WBC #EGYPT 🎙️@BustedLipPod

Brickhouse Brown had an interesting theory on why Jerry Lawler and Tito Santana never got a run on top with Vince. Worth thinking about.

Seriously, this is pretty wild.

@MarkHodder3 @DHT12AMDG @jaynordlinger I salute your commitment to public dumbth.

@thenaimark @DHT12AMDG @jaynordlinger Bragging that you’re poor is such a weird flex…

From many Republicans, I hear that the government had nothing to do with the cancellation of Colbert's program. Okay, good. "Just regular ol' business." But the FCC chairman brags about the cancellation. And the White House circulates ... this. What are we supposed to think?

I genuinely, with 100% certainty, saw the “Thunderbird” photo when I was a kid. I’m astounded nobody has located the genuine article after decades of searching.

@PatriotEagle26 @atrupar DUH BIDEN DUH BIDEN DUH BIzzzzzzzzz

@atrupar Meanwhile Biden couldn't put together a speech that lasted more than 3 minutes before stuttering and falling asleep. 😂

Trump: "I am the smartest guy you're ever gonna meet. In fact I took the cogni-titive test. I'm the only one."

@AidanThaGod I ran the ropes in a fight. Well, we were outdoors, there weren’t technically any ropes. I guess you could say I just ran away.

I hit an Orange Crush in a Waffle house and the guy died

@ViolentMoneyTV @lthomasnews NO CARE HALPH WHERE POOSY HYAN

ON THIS DAY! | May 23rd 2004 🗓️ Takanori Gomi wasted no time against former Extreme Fighting Lightweight champion Ralph Gracie. This would be Ralph's final MMA fight.

Tale Of The Tape | Presented by @HUMAIN 🥊 Oleksandr Usyk vs Rico Verhoeven 👑 Ring and WBC heavyweight titles ⏰ Tonight 📍Pyramids of Giza 📺 DAZN