Groucho Man Savage 🐷

@justabidinglaws Fontes Braga was a mainstay on the old 10th-generation Brazilian black and white Vale Tudo tapes that fed so much of my early fandom.

Jerome Le Banner VS Ebenezer Fontes Braga (K-1) youtu.be/3_X5RqJguto?si…

I was going through my thing when I found a DVD collection of K1 Dynamite events I ordered years ago. Are these easily available and would anyone be interested in me uploading them? Not pictured are K1 Romanex and Dynamite 2003. The only part missing is the start of Dynamite 2010

@JonLemire @MalcolmNance If you’re so smart how come your office doesn’t have a hair and makeup annex?

Father of service member killed in Iran war said he never told Pete Hegseth to 'finish' the job nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

"Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?" 😂

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

New Jack

@speechboy71 @atrupar Nobody remembers anything. I’m waiting to see who gets to say we can’t wait for a smoking gun that looks like a mushroom cloud.

It’s genuinely astonishing that Hegseth’s argument for war in Iran is basically the same argument used to justify the Iraq War

@constans Not to put too fine a point on it, but they didn’t exactly Smart themselves into their positions.

I don’t think many MAGA people feel betrayed by Trump. They got tax cuts and got to experience 8 years of “one of their own” as president and got to watch a lot of people get fucked over. A lot of them even think the war is badass

@stony2point0 @ddiamond Yes but none of them were this fat or stupid. Makes the country look weak.

@ddiamond Get over it. We have presidents on money already

Today: Trump’s handpicked panel of arts commissioners may vote to put his face on a U.S. gold coin. A separate, bipartisan panel already rejected the idea, saying it was anti-Democratic and even illegal.

@SmithBob2001 @CountDankulaTV Is English your first language?

@CountDankulaTV How is this a win for freedom of speech? Nobody was held liable for these crimes at all. In fact most of the public would of pled out because of the cost of litigation. You are so incredibly out of touch Dankula.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@xulikil @CountDankulaTV Hell, I thought Afroman was dead.

@CountDankulaTV The most hilarious part is how these cops gave themselves the Barbara Streisand effect. How many people hadn't heard of these songs before hearing about the trial?

@DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV Push harder dummy.

@CountDankulaTV Don't say "for bullshit reasons". He got targeted cause he's MAGA.

@SatoMiser @usedgov @A1Policy

Think about this. Really ponder and sit with it. Generation Z calls narcissistic vanity "looksmaxing". Imagine the parents of that generation, clearly on whom your education worked and the education of Generation Z indeed started at home. If what Government offers produces pudding for brains, maybe it does not work. We also have 40+ year-olds that cannot get usage of 'your' and 'you're' correct. And the people before you were so educated that they allowed Federal Reserve to be spawned so the Emancipation Proclamation became a mere obsolete evolution of slavery. Inflation-taxation slavery implemented while the "education system" taught patriotism. I wonder if anybody but me is awake.

Literacy starts at home.

@BrixCity17 @justinamash Carving what into what now?

@justinamash The deficit is the lowest it has ever been. It doesn’t help Democrats fight tooth and nail against every cut. It don’t help the media spun Musk’s DOGE involvement so hard that people were carving swastikas into Teslas.

The U.S. government just hit $39 trillion in debt under the president who repeatedly lied to the American people that he would pay it off.

@contigieux @justinamash

@justinamash He still has 3 years. If all that dough is fraud... fraud vitiates everything, i.e., it's not "our" debt!

@mattsheffield Jesus has forgiven them. Why can’t you?

Breaking: Former Christian right TV celeb Joseph Duggar has been charged with molesting a 9-year-old girl. His older brother, Josh, is currently in prison for CSAM possession. The Duggar family has been a major part of the Christian far right for years.

@HVYWeightHeroes "The guy that hit me the hardest was (old, fat) George Foreman." Young George would have juiced him like a grape.

World champ George Foreman pounds the big bag, circa 1973. One of the all-time most powerful punchers, Foreman boasts 68 KOs in 76 wins for a 90% KO percentage. "The guy that hit me the hardest was George Foreman." --Evander Holyfield #Heavyweight #History #Boxing