Paul Almeida-Seele

By the way, the correct answer was 8:55am 🤦‍♂️

Foolishly thinking AI might solve the bizarrely impossible question: “when is the earliest off-peak train?” I asked @thetrainline’s chatbot. Got an answer that made me worry less about AI taking everyone’s jobs.

Damn @audibleuk! I’m only adjusting book recommendations, not casually opting out of my most significant life choices. 😏

Following the @linkinpark announcement, the US Military are researching Emily Armstrong. To be the female singer in a rock band is one thing, but replacing a deceased and beloved singer means her skin isn’t just thick, it must be fucking bulletproof. 💪

Can I get a prize for Spotle #812🎧 @Spotle_io ? From @SmashingPumpkin straight to @celinedion is quite a guess.

It conveniently started working again as soon as the “up to 50% sale” ended. 🙄

@PhotoBox_Help After spending hours preparing and editing a calendar I'm now getting this message. Is there any way to recover my work without needing to redo it all?

I get a lot of value using @betterhelp for therapy but it’s disappointing to see a mental health service use manipulative guilt-tripping language like this.

@notawelshsinger To enter the game show, contestants first need to adopt a dog from the Dogs Trust and not tell their friends. (Sorry)

Who can I pitch game-show ideas to? >> Contestants need to get up and make it all the way downstairs to the kitchen without my dog waking up and following them.

I’m going to Deaf Havana @ Chalk. songkick.com/concerts/40784…

Amazing long weekend at the beautiful Wild Coast, South Africa. #WildCoast #SouthAfrica #Beach #Holiday #Vacation #Sea #Ocean #Africa #Sunshine instagr.am/p/CpKIXyEDuZk/

Man who has never paid for an album in his life outraged by the price of tickets to live shows newsthump.com/2023/01/30/man… via @newsthump

Amazing! 😂

@RoseStokes It was a good decade ago but did a rock ‘n roll waking tour which was great. All sorts of random hidden gems you wouldn’t realise had a musical history. tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Rev…

We are moving out of London this year, so are drawing up a bucket list of things we want to do before we leave. What are your best recommendations of amazing things to do in the city (the lesser known the better)?

Looking at you @landg_group - Seele is pronounced Zehla, but I had to say Seal to get through.

Talking to automated phone systems is always super annoying, but if you really want to annoy a customer before putting them through to a human get the system to ask for their name and then force the customer to mispronounce it before they can move forward.

It would also be a very useful time for someone to tell me it already exists.

Today would be a very useful time for @Adobe to release an AI feature in @Photoshop or @Lightroom that quickly makes a composite combining everyone’s best facial expression in a group photo. 📸🎄

Lewes Castle from The Paddock on a Snow Day. #snow #Lewes #LewesCastle #cold #winter #EastSussex #TourismStartsAtHome instagr.am/p/CmExpJKNRem/