In the Nick of time

@StoolMintzy Thank God you cleared that up

I had a dream last night I ran for Congress & won. To be clear I have ZERO political aspirations

@GavinNewsom Bro just trying to get the black vote. Take a look at his profile picture and tell me if you really think he gives af about black ppl

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map. If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

@teal8604 @AlafrigginBama Couldn’t shake that Shula coaching

@AlafrigginBama Stayed in Saban’s doghouse when he arrived lol

All this talk about Amari Cooper, Julio Jones, and Jeremiah Smith - let me tell you about DJ Hall. He crawled so they could run… Video via Tideice

@HappyPunch @teal8604

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

@Steveboweyy @drinkonsaturday STFU Steve

@drinkonsaturday Just shut up and make the Candy

Classic hard-candy cane making is truly an art form. There’s nothing quite like watching the artisans at Logan's Candies in Ontario, CA, at work — the same family-owned shop that’s been perfecting the craft since 1933. They pour the molten sugar mix (over 320°F) onto the marble slab, then pull, fold, and twist it with time-honored tools and techniques passed down for generations. Four unflavored stripes in varied colors create that signature look, while rich root beer flavor runs all the way through the main body — no skimping here. It’s the same recipe they’ve trusted for over 90 years. Quality like this lasts. Logan's Candies knows how to trust the process, and it shows in every hook, every stripe, every delicious bite.

@gpkpavan143 @Polymarket Ppl have been having kids with zero money for years.

@Polymarket The real issue isn’t fewer births… it’s why people don’t want to have kids anymore.

NEW: Former UK PM Boris Johnson declares falling birth rates are the “best bit of global news in a long time”

JUST IN: Iran is reportedly considering deploying "mine-carrying dolphins" against U.S. warships in the Strait of Hormuz.

@nypost She wasn’t dying sober

Woman seen snatching wine bottles in aftermath of White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting trib.al/yh1GwLp

@sixceee @barstoolspringb She’s not going to fuck you bro

Say what you want about Keegs, and I’m not her biggest fan, but she just put this small town retard into a box. Plus His story and behavior makes no sense plus the hoard of unprovoked horror stories about him being passed along. He’s a failed college football player desperately seeking a career…

Keegs questioning Brady about all the DMs that girls are sending about

@barstoolspringb Kelly is crazy as fuck

@td_nash I definitely would not cut magic. 🩸

Out of these legends, who would YOU cut?🧐

@elonmusk So universal welfare? You’ll basically get a monthly check from Amazon to spend at Amazon. Most will lack purpose and become addicted to drugs/alcohol. Anything to curb boredom. The checks from the government will go right back to the corporations.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@BarstoolBigCat @StoolMintzy Cross eyed nigga running point

YAK youtube.com/live/7O0Vxm7ls…

@nypost Deport those fins

Wildlife officials intercept 1,600 pounds of illegal shark fins in Alaska trib.al/ua8aB3e

@espn Hold the wall would haven been better

"Back at the wall" calls from Joe Buck >>> The Dodgers extend their lead against the Mets on ESPN and the ESPN App 🔥

@iluminatibot It’s a furnace. It’s a furnace of people.

"If they’re Black, then it’s a gang; if they’re Italian, then it’s a mob; but if they’re Jewish... it’s a coincidence, and you should NEVER speak about it."

@nickysmokess Nigga, were you born in that first one? And Ursha dominated the 2010s.

Which era had better club music… Early 2000’s (JT, Britney, Nelly Furtardo, etc) Or 2010’s (JB, Usher, Black Eyed Peas, Drake, etc.)

@barstoolsports Which blacks are winning?

A Civil War Has Broken Out Among the Chimps and the Death Toll is Rising s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

@snowlikejonn You out your mind for stopping giving us them damn red beans and rice updates

Andre Drummond out his mind