Theodor Crouse

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@engineers_feed No.

We should all get the same answer folks 💪🏼

@Richard_Spoor Jassas...

“Under Jacob Zuma, South Africa’s former president, state-owned enterprises were looted on a vast scale. An estimated 1trn rand ($70bn)—equivalent to nearly 20% of GDP—was siphoned out of state coffers.” - The Economist

@pattonoswalt What a waste of 2min20 of my life. Fuck you Patton.

Scorsese’s just gotten lazy

@TheTweetOfGod God help us if Biden wins...

If Trump wins I’m leaving the universe.

@ChristoffSmuts Courtesy of @MYANC

@ScottHRoberts1 @Paratus2014 What is must feel like living in Australia...

No virus did this. Governments did. Never forget that.

@hitRECordJoe youtu.be/K66EDRFvEUU

This is a dare. Not all of you will want to do this, but that's ok. Paste the last thing you copied... with no explanation. Zero context. More fun that way :) You down? If so, paste it here: hitrecord.app.link/zi5tHm8pI5

@Jonathan_Witt Swabs laced with strychnine maybe?

Yet another example of pandemic related journalistic malfeasance. A journalist wrote this, then an editor approved it. Just shocking reporting.

@Lesufi #Swaziland #Lesotho

Who would've imagined that in 2020 it'll be cheaper to die than get the flu... news24.com/news24/world/n…

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Faaark. 😳dailymaverick.co.za/article/2020-0…

@watkykjy Honnord Rand sê hy's laat...

Ramaphosa is going to address the nation at 19:30 which means some people are going to try and panic buy toilet paper again tomorrow.

We went from Takalani Sesame to Handmaid's Tale real quick.. 😳 #Covid_19SA

The Man with a thousand secrets. RIP Traditional leader and 'vibrant storyteller' Credo Mutwa dies m.news24.com/SouthAfrica/Ne…

Is it just me or has life turned into a Black Mirror episode? #FridayThe13th #BlackMirror #CoronavirusPandemic #GlobalShutdown

Dear Minister. You and your fellow comrades are the "elite".