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@scottcaldwell @The_Weed_Hottie You would never even know it was made with mayo when it cooks into the bread!

@The_Weed_Hottie Ok, but can you taste the mayo on the crust? Cuz I loathe mayo, it ruins my sandwich if it’s a topping. If this is one of those “oh it cools off…” kinda things though, then I’m open to it!

I’ve had a lot of grilled cheeses in my life, but I think I just found the final boss. 🧀🔥 The secret? A garlic mayo crust and a cream cheese/cheddar/provolone triple threat. It’s rich, it’s tangy, and I might never make it the "normal" way again. Who else is team mayo over butter for the crust? ✋

The math on this is correct and it makes Disney's pricing team look unhinged. Tokyo Disney adult ticket: $51 to $70 per day. Disney World: $109 to $169. A baseline Disney World trip for a family of four runs $7,400 in 2026, and that's before Lightning Lane, park hopper upgrades, or the $35/day parking fee. From Los Angeles, roundtrip flights to Tokyo are running $500 to $620 right now. The yen is trading at 155 to the dollar, the weakest it's been in decades. Food inside Tokyo Disney averages $40/person/day versus $60 at Disney World. Hotels near Tokyo Disney Resort start under $100/night. Disney World's value resorts start at $150 and climb past $350. Run the full trip. A family of four doing 5 nights and 3 park days at Tokyo Disney Resort lands around $5,000 all in from the West Coast. The same family at Disney World, staying on property with dining, is paying $7,400. That $2,400 gap buys you a bullet train to Kyoto, three days of the best food on the planet, and a story infinitely better than "we waited 90 minutes for Space Mountain in Orlando humidity." The reason this works is structural. Tokyo Disney Resort is operated by Oriental Land Company under a licensing deal. Disney collects royalties but doesn't set the prices. OLC optimizes for volume and repeat visitors. Disney Parks optimizes for per-guest revenue extraction. Two completely different business models applied to the same IP, and the gap has gotten wide enough that flying 5,400 miles is the rational economic decision. The real question is what happens when enough Americans figure this out that it stops being a secret.

Fate decides.

They're diluting Gas

This is tough to defend Joseph Schwartz was convicted of a $39M healthcare fraud and sentenced to 36-months in prison His nursing home empire collapsed and he didn't pay over 15,000 employees After serving 3 months in prison, Schwartz was pardon by President Trump and his obligation to pay $5 million in restitution to the government was erased It's reported that Schwartz paid $1M to lobby the White House to influence their decision

Phang: This is so typical of what has happened in this administration. Michael Flynn sued and is now going to be given $1.5 million in a settlement. Ashli Babbitt’s family is receiving $5 million. The Trumps are suing for $10 billion. Five members of the Proud Boys are suing for unspecified compensatory damages, plus $100 million in punitive damages. I mean, that is just a snapshot of the type of bullshit litigation that is happening right now.

@ProtoHiro1 @GAFollowers Tell me I give zero fuck with telling me I have zero fuck?

@theoglizard @GAFollowers Tell me you have zero understanding of the Gospel without telling me you have zero understanding of the Gospel

Guy tries preaching at a ‘No Kings’ rally in Atlanta… this is how it went.

@AJEnglish @marcorubio @marcorubio wtf are you and your government doing for the American people?

WATCH NOW: Al Jazeera airs its EXCLUSIVE interview with US Secretary of State @marcorubio on the Iran war, nuclear tensions and the Strait of Hormuz. LIVE ON YOUTUBE: youtube.com/watch?v=gCNeDW… twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@AJEnglish @marcorubio Ironic he talks about “free media”

@WhiteHouse This is satire, right?

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JUST IN: 🇮🇱 Israel's Channel 12 says Israeli soldiers will not take part in any potential US ground operation in Iran.

Joe Kent releases a new video urging Americans to contact the White House and government officials, saying they do not support putting U.S. boots on the ground in Iran. He says President Trump is under significant pressure. "We do not support putting any boots on the ground in Iran."

The Iranian soccer team carried children’s backpacks, honoring schoolgirls killed and sending a powerful message of protest.

🚨: Every time you express gratitude, your brain physically rewrites itself, making you naturally more positive and resilient, neurology says.

Trump reveals the military is building a fallout bunker under his new ballroom: “The military is building a massive complex underneath the ballroom.” So nice to know that in the event of a nuclear war the corrupt politicians who caused the war will survive while we all die.

@TimothyDooner @etanthomas36 @Smitty_904 Damn, didn’t even see that until I saw your comment 🤣

@etanthomas36 @Smitty_904 She barefoot?

OK, not gonna lie, I thought this was another #Druski skit. This is Rep. Kat Cammack (FL) at the Young Republicans Convention in Dallas, TX. But this goes to show you he didn’t directly attack or even name #ErikaKirk he said “Conservative Women” and his depiction was spot on lol