David Lamberton

Fuck you very much @realDonaldTrump A couple of weeks back unleaded 98 petrol was under $2 per litre. Now look at it ! Stop the war or get removed from office so life can return to normal you senile, incontinent paedophile !

@kiaaustralia - I have come up with a new advertising slogan aimed at your target demographic - Kia. The Kar for Kunts ! The number of shit for brains that drive your vehicles is phenomenal. This sums it up perfectly. You're welcome.

@cutecats_____ 🐱

My account is under heavy spam from cat haters ;( If you see this post, PLEASE comment, like, and repost, even if it's just a 🐱🐾 or a dot. Doing all of that would be great. Even if you can't do all of that, at least leave a comment. 😮‍💨

@muerdekeroyo Not with matching headstocks

Surf Green or Daphne Blue Strat? #guitar #Fender #Stratocaster #Straturday

@buitengebieden What do you get if you hate chameleons ?

If you hate bugs, just get a chameleon.. 😅

Bronson Xerri demanding immediate release from Canterbury as they won't extend his contract. Fuck you ! You're a fucking drug cheat & should've been banned for life. Hopefully no other club will pick you up. Only remorse you showed for knowingly using PED's was getting caught

@FlowerFancyPant Harder every time

@theonlyLambo I'm so sorry about Penny! You never really get over it!

As you probably noticed, I've been very silent this week. Last Friday, we found out that our beautiful Ratatouille is dying from cancer. He has drastically lost weight, and he is throwing up a lot. They said that's because of where the cancer is. They wanted me to put him down. But, he is still eating, drinking, grooming, trying to play, and wants attention. So, I chose to watch him live! I am treating his nausea, giving him subcutaneous fluids, and watching for any signs of pain. He is about 13 and a very loving gentleman who taps me when he wants pets. Rescuing animals is wonderful, but watching things like this happen to them is heart-wrenching!

Why does that Fucktard Trump need to keep sharing his masturbatory fantasies to the world ?

@mjfree I'm guessing though he'd be great at sucking Trump's cock.

Only The Best!!!

@AntiTrumpCanada Thought his name was Wankwayne when I first saw it then

Nothing says calm, steady leadership like Trump’s pick for new Homeland Security Secretary, Warkwayne Mullin.

@PaulMcG1992 My favourite F1 memory of all time

Drama as both Keke Rosberg & Nigel Mansell suffer with tyre blowouts during the 1986 Australian GP at the Adelaide Street Circuit. #F1

You do not appreciate how many #guitars you own until you have to move. @OfficialBCRich @Epiphone @Fender @gibsonguitar @gretsch

@Fender Only the tip of the iceberg

@theonlyLambo What a collection! 🙌❤️

Candy Apple Red, Sea Foam Green, Surf Green and Daphne Blue: which one would you choose in this #FenderFanMail from @thumb_coast_guitars on IG? Tag us in your photos for a chance to be featured next.

@JohnCleese He must also be a right cunt

He must be a clairvoyant

@AntiTrumpCanada Yeah, but he can probably suck Trump's dick like a champion

Hey America, now that the threat of terrorist attacks is at an all time high, you can breath easy because your anti-terrorism program is being led by 23-year-old Thomas Fugate an ex-gardener & grocery clerk with no qualifications, no experience & no national security background.

@ColinYoungAWA Be casting a wide net as Nobody is Innocent.

@theonlyLambo Yes, but Who Killed Bambi? Eh?

The time is right to plaaay it NOW!

@mjfree Backwards cunt he is

MAGA Pastor Bobby Leonard says - If girls dress a certain way… They deserve to get raped. “Because a man’s a man”. WTF???? I literally have no words. Explain pls