Lauren McAdon

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

EVERYONE WAKE UP HALSEY IS DOING SOMETHING

when he tells you: "im gonna handle it" and he actually does

This man just drove 40 minutes to drop off a sweet letter and his credit card for me to use when I go out tomorrow 👏🏽

When I say I want a sun room:

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

I miss the life I had before I was forced to experience Donald Trump running the United States.

Let’s not confuse feminism with man-hating. The first is my world view. The second is my hobby.

You can excite a woman by showing her a wraparound porch or an extremely deep bathtub

(talking to someone i desperately want to spend time with) well we could go outside together if you want

making my rounds

whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable

Please tell the moon how much we love her

no joke… house tour video this Monday🩷 xo

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

I'm trying to eat pasta in a silk, slip dress on a patio somewhere in Italy.

He hasn’t asked me to be his hot dog for opening day

"you're so hard to please" I'm literally impressed by the way the sun shines through trees

I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.