hot hooks:
"...this is brooke and jubal in the morning"
"we received an email about you from one of our listeners..." 🔥
that second one sets the hook deeper in your mouth. good stuff!
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memento mori
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this is one of my biggest fears! one day, if any... when innovation means nothing to me.
Subomi@subomiplumptre
Do you ever feel like you've gotten to a technology threshold, where you don't need any more NEW features? I think with phones, I got there with Galaxy Note 10. I look at my newer phone now and am irritated by all the newfangled things it can do. I just want a phone not a portable computer.
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this an avr (automatic voltage regulator). last one I bought was around 15k.
big_tiphe✨@tiphe_j
So I tried turning on the generator today and it is not bringing light. I called the repairer and he said this part is faulty in the gen. He quoted 20k for the original and 18k for the Tokunbo. Does anyone know how much this actually costs? I hope I’m not being duped.
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something similar happens in my village with people that harvest ugba (oil bean).
they claim to own a third of the harvest. very silly mentality.
Remi@Miss_Oluremi
The boys (2) who came to pluck coconut for us last week were paid 5k. They plucked 10. Today, we called them again to come pluck for us again. They said they couldn't. We asked why, and they said normally if they pluck things like that for people. They would divide it into 3 equal portions. The owner would pack two portions, and they would pack the remaining 1. If they do not want the harvest, the owner would convert it to money plus the money agreed on. So their take home is higher than the value of what they plucked. How did we get here in this country 💔
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@thepedroXI Side note: we know that’s not a goat. You just fell for it
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side note: that's not a goat. it's a ram. you can tell from the horns (curves downward) and the tail (long)
if you're an OG, you can also tell from their face.
Tyson.nie 📸@tysonphotoo
How are you going to narrate this to your family and friends
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memento mori retweetledi
STOP DECLINING SPAM CALLS.
That “decline” can signal your number is active.
So the calls multiply.
Here’s what to do instead (and how to reduce them today).
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lol you should have turned on the switch. ebelebe ga egbu 😅
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken@woofknight
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that's a weird temperature reading
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??
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these people's website said they offer a 150k discount. got on a call...
she: it's actually 'up to 150k' & you're not eligible for the full 150k
me: oya na, who is eligible?
she: ehm, you can understand it's just marketing strategy. the highest we offer is 70k
are you mad??!
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so it's really "slow and focused wins the race"
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden
the concept of the turtle actually winning is frying me😭
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memento mori retweetledi
When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
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Mine too didn't grow well at first. I can do a thread on how I got it to looking lush.
memento mori@thepedroXI
@bigbrovar abeg what kind of grass is this and where can I find it? the one i planted is looking like it's balding 😓
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@bigbrovar abeg what kind of grass is this and where can I find it? the one i planted is looking like it's balding 😓
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"they laughed when I sat down at the piano but when I started to play..."
one of the most swiped ads ever! the principle still work today.
NRM84@Mappy6984
Hold the mop please
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my cold calling days were exactly like this 😅. you didn't know if they take the call or not. sometimes, they'd catch you off guard while playing music or reading a post. some of them start yelling to be put on the DNC list right out the gate 😅😅. odiegwu.
Bruno | Einstein of Marketing@bruno_nwogu
😂😂😂😂😂 He’s just playing hard to get
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This is my new highest converting page EVER...
Inspired by a page my friend @dvest originaly built.
If you run webinars YOU HAVE to try this new page style.
Comment "show me" and I'll DM the link.
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