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@KobeissiLetter How can anyone possibly support this kind of behavior? Imagine your child’s kindergarten teacher behaving this way. He would be fired on day one

Tonight's situation is incredibly puzzling. In President Trump's address to the nation just now, he effectively reread many of his recent social media posts out loud. Between threatening Iran's power plants, saying the Iran War would last 2-3 more weeks, and calling out NATO, there was nothing new. Yet, the market is now trading like the Iran War is ramping up for another month-long escalation. Why? Because he didn't explicitly de-escalate. Ironically, President Trump's address to the nation just now has imposed more pressure on the US through the market's reaction. The market, which was finally beginning to show some signs of calming, is now highly agitated, with US oil prices back to $104/barrel, stocks down sharply, and the bond market melting down again. Ironically, President Trump is now back to solving the problem he fixed earlier this week: How will he contain the market?

@markvalorian @DeItaone 🤣💯

@DeItaone Dude has watched one too many mafia movies

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS SITTING IN FIRST ROW OF PUBLIC SECTION OF COURTROOM AT U.S. SUPREME COURT

@stocktalkweekly You’re easily the best follow on X

The hallmark of countertrend rallies are pops into the declining moving averages that get rejected/lack follow-through. We have not seen a daily 9ema reclaim on $SPY since the war began. That's the first characteristic that has to change. Let the market guide bias, not emotion.

@pelositracker This is what the mafia does when they fix a game or fight. Unbelievable

Wow According to the Financial Times, Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, asked his broker to make a multimillion-dollar defense investment weeks before the Iran strikes began Allegedly his broker approached Blackrock to invest in their Defense ETF $IDEF which holds companies like Boeing and Lockheed Martin The investment didn't go through because BlackRock reportedly flagged the request internally

@KobeissiLetter Does Cuba also have a strait? 😓

PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST NOW ON THE IRAN SITUATION: "Cuba is next."

$infq getting a piece of SHIELD contract worth $151 billion. How much? Don’t know

@itsCblast 🤣

EVERYONE SAYING PUTS ON $TSLA IN COMMENTS THANK YOU FOR THE DONATION 🤝

@JaguarAnalytics I don’t think he has any control at this point. IRGC seems to control our markets

Mr. President. Your economy and stock market is blowing up. Since I'm tired of asking for TACO 🌮 which you never deliver (except for fake ones), now I request that you please do not TACO. Burn it all down!

@StockMKTNewz With these current gas prices? Hell no. 🤣

PlayStation $SONY just announced it is raising prices of its PS5 in the United States 🇺🇸 New prices: PS5 Digital Edition – $599.99 PS5 – $649.99 PS5 Pro – $899.99

@KobeissiLetter Conflict of interest?!

Bond markets are telling the future: 1. Trump paused tariffs with the 10Y Yield at 4.60% 2. Trump bought $200 billion of mortgage bonds with the 10Y Yield at 4.30% 3. Trump delayed Iran strikes with the 10Y Yield at 4.45% 4. Trump further delayed Iran strikes with the 10Y at 4.45% Trump knows the bond market is existential.

@JaguarAnalytics 🤣🤣🤣

I think there should be a law that limits the number of lies the President is allowed to give.

@AL_Capital12 @KobeissiLetter Problem is IRGC regime won’t let that happen. They are brutal and extremely difficult to get rid of

@KobeissiLetter if there is no left to talk to from the regime Than a new normal leader with common sense can rise

BREAKING: Israel wanted to assassinate Iran's Foreign Minister Aragchi and speaker Ghalibaf and had coordinates of their movements, but Pakistan warned the US against it, per Reuters. Pakistan told the US that if Israel kills Aragchi and Ghalibaf, “there will be no one left in Iran to talk to,” and the strikes were called off.

@Mr_Derivatives 🤣

@there_penguin I try. Nah I have my pissy moments too. Ngl.

My mama always told me I wasn’t the smartest kid on the block or in school. (Thx mom). But so as long as you continue to make people laugh, they won’t remember that. Ha.

@moonmarket Mom you’re unbelievable man.

$UGRO very nice after hours continuation

@JaguarAnalytics No Country for OldER Men?

Let’s Go! May 15

@KobeissiLetter F’in Mafia shit. These insiders don’t even care to hide it anymore

Is this the best timed trade of 2026? At 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute. Then, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced "productive discussions" with Iran were underway. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap. That $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes. Absolutely incredible.