cami

needing jury duty now more than ever

I’m literally desperate for jury duty sequester me I’m begging

I could write a menswear substack so easily… camion boot… a presse hoodie… graphpaper… beams… paraboot..

what does alex g think of cameron winter I wonder

@journaladjacent pls do this

@thereal_ckj I loved the use of their real names. Lowkey inspired me to do something similarly contentious with my exes. They should watch out

I enjoyed the mike crumplar substack because I am passionate about gossip and also because it was propulsive funny and not boring

@snjeriwambugu !!!!!! What a star!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

my novel Lonely Crowds will be published July 29, 2025. here’s the cover!

@snjeriwambugu pls come because I Have to go for Work

someone should write an article about how all the writers I know are now becoming therapists

DESPERATE to be a sequestered JUROR

@CourageAriel So cool, it looks amazing!!

;))) out 4/1/25 (((;

we were bombing Iraq when stacy’s mom came out Really Makes You Think

@jmsnftzptrck 🫶

@thereal_ckj you're so good

oh I wonder who sent Camila Cabello a TPR cap ? (It Was Me)

@elmotumbokon good idea

@therealsjloren sammy

Trying to start shit, making enemies for no good reason…they grow up so fast 🥺

oh i WONDER who sent yoga with adrienne at TSHIRT (it was me)

it’s here! featuring perfect (& hilarious) interviews with mary robison and Elaine scarry !!

ME

I went to the biennale! I saw mini omelettes! real asbestos! the place where matt damon killed philip seymour hoffman with an ashtray! theparisreview.org/blog/2024/05/3…