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When you see me with everything I deserve,just know I waited my turn!! Award winner😎 National Excellency Hall of Fame Inductee

Please help My 5 year old is drawing girls with boobs for her holiday work😭😭 is this what they are teaching at preschool???

How does she even explain this to her husband? 😂😭

I will do anything not to dance at my wedding💀🤦🏾‍♂️

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was sh0t by the woman’s husband 💀😂😂

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday. Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends. Manager: What time will you get here? Me: On Monday

R.I.P. to the women who lost a LOYAL man chasing VALIDATION from strangers instead of valuing REAL love‼️

WATCH | This Stallion Bus driver was recorded watching a video on his phone while driving at high speed with a bus full of passengers. The bus was travelling along Masvingo Road towards Bulawayo. This is one of the reasons road accidents happen so often when drivers behave like this. @PoliceZimbabwe @MinistryofTID

Focus on your work, don’t get involved in others’ matters 😂

@WekwaGutuu Its a pandemic 🤣🤣🤣

Another Problem again🙌

@begottensun 😂😂😂we are doomed

So me the incentive, I’ll show you the OUTCOME RIP Charlie Monger

According to @TembaMliswa, President Mnangagwa is the Chief Corruption Officer in the Zimbabwean government. He said it is time to call a spade by its name.

Mwana wa Tungwaz ane G-wagon plus kupihwa den reku borrowdale se birthday present kuno kughetto tikuunganidzwa tiri 4896 kuti tipemberere kuisirwa chibhorani 1😭😭

Your money is not enough for girls. Go buy yourself something nice.

@YourGirlTino Hamudi peace handiti🤣🤣🤣🤣

Throwback

All these years, I thought authorizing Starlink in Zimbabwe would benefit ordinary people. Now data is more expensive, Starlink is at capacity, and networks are slow and unreliable. Meanwhile, South Africa is doing well without it 🤔

“Hubenzi" proved Winky D is a lyrical genius. Earning the "Dancehall Prophet" title, he exposed the "burger" lifestyle now used in politics and denounced "Papa Churches" years before they went viral. He saw it all coming.🔥🔥🔥 #GAFFA

Prostitution starts when you think your beauty is a ticket to a soft life!!

You see now I'm broke but I'm not bothering anyone. Please when it's your turn to be broke, behave

Good morning 5am club. The snake in Genesis didn't come hissing. It came asking questions. Looking concerned. Sounding reasonable. Discernment is learning to hear the hidden agenda of those sent to script your downfall.🌺

@emceezw1 @TafadzwaMandov2 You invite your own problems and might end up depressed nezvi type izvi🙌🙌

Vanhu vakanaka vanotyisa kunyenga but vakapusa !