michael sarah

i'm the real mike cera

@IsraelismFilm @theslowfactory @IfNotNowOrg where do i send in my donation? rented for $5 and watched in pieces. but didn't realise the expiration time was for eastern time so i still have the last 20 minutes left to watch :o

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think you the michael you not even the cera

Jeff goldblum in Jurassic park

@Tanvim into the inferno by werner herzog is j nice. and uhm gates of heaven is sweet

libs in 1776: BUT DO YOU CONDEMN THE THIRTEEN COLONIES AND THE FIRST CONTINENTAL CONGRESS THOUGH

thot son or weeb daughter

guess y’all can’t dress like me for halloween

you know what i always say! salvador dalí could’ve written “jolene” but dolly parton couldn’t have made the 1929 silent film “un chien andalou”

holy shit patrick mahomes is at the chiefs game

@northerlyfilms been searching this in google since 15 and never seen this before

@little_asswipe so proud of u

just got neutered

lisa “left eye” loeb

all of my thoughts are consumed by Adam Elkhadem

$78 girl dinner

@ladyrizay oh lmfao

googling “horse noose” so i can twete the pic sayin “girls and gays this is me”

@Airborne173rd01 @n9thegr8 @ohlordnoNC @NoamKissinger oh so ur in the burbs, huh? 🤣

Which “emerging megaregion” do y’all think has the most future potential?

@EarlBraid wait times are relatively low now so a two-call scheme should be relatively easy to execute. call em, pretend to grovel. if that doesn’t work, call em back with literally any advertisement you find online or irl for any ISP that is at or below your prev rate. they’ll flip back

watching “oppenheimer” the way christopher nolan intended: as shadows on the wall like in plato’s allegory of the cave