Frank's mum

I unlocked $35 Rush tickets for The Office! A Musical Parody on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/1317…

Just saw a homeless dude with his pants down in my dog park taking a shit. Preparation for New York?

@theiconicau hey, I would like to give you some feedback about delivery, it seems impossible via your app

. @cityofsydney “don’t worry it’s just the mulch that has asbestos in it” - meanwhile there’s mulch all over the footpath next to Belmore Park 👏

Yeah @cityofsydney that flimsy little tape isn’t going to stop dogs from going in there, peeing, and kicking up the mulch #asbestos

Hmmm that sideways glance and nervous giggle tell me otherwise, Ben #mafs #mafsau

Tay Tay… Essendon… this was meant to be #MAFSAU

Natalie does have a stunning smile #MAFS #MAFSAU

Gorgeous floral arrangements again this year #MAFSAU #mafs

@sodramaticpod Mafs is cheaper 🤷‍♀️

The cast this year really said "fuck therapy, let's go on MAFS instead". #MAFS #MAFSAU

Oh no it’s man bun season #mafs #MAFSAU

Natalie and Collins are so pure. Protect them at all costs! #MAFSAU #MAFS

Bad tattoos continue to be a prerequisite this year #MAFS #MAFSAU

The man bun is a no from me #MAFS #MAFSAU

lol, @JetstarAirways gave a $200 voucher. Ha! Barely scrapes the surface of the $3000 on accom wasted. 🙄

Here’s my take: the australian aviation industry is absolute horseshit.

@au_jayman @JetstarAirways Awesome, this’ll be us on our way back (if we ever get there)

@therealmrsnash @JetstarAirways Me and my family of 4 are currently stuck in Phuket, we have had our flight yesterday cancelled and our flight today delayed. Who knows if a plane will even be there when we get to the airport. These guys are not an airline they are criminals.

@JetstarAirways wtf is going on? Delayed. Cancelled. Delayed. Do your planes actually fly?

@JetstarAirways And to think… $5000 for this fuck around (plus lost hotel costs). Absolutely criminal.

@JetstarAirways Awesome, thanks Pam. It just got delayed yet again. What the hell?