Ryan Ritter

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Ryan Ritter

Ryan Ritter

@therealritter

besides cohosting the @pchistorians podcast, I mostly write about movies on my blog. Please DM me pictures of Garfield.

Sacramento, CA Katılım Nisan 2011
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(Every SNL Documentary) TV historian: You stayed up late and you TUNED. IN. because you didn’t know WHAT they were going to be doing. (cut to clip of Chevy Chase holding a bunch of bananas in front of his crotch singing 🎶who wants a banana? who wants a banana? 🎶)
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In her attempt to remember the phrase “Blade Angels”, my wife managed to come up with a much superior name for the USA female figure skater team: “the twirly girlies”
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Imagining a guy who liked both halftime show equally
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Real life should be more like an SNL episode. Like, imagine the president going on a long, boring rant then inexplicably goes “live from New York, it’s Saturday night!” and everybody starts cheering
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Watching SKYFALL. Reached the title sequence and Adele starts off with “this is the end”. ??? It’s literally the beginning of the movie…
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Just a bought a coffee and it is so good? Why did no one tell me about this
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Who is the fucking degenerate that is placing bets on the Best Podcast Golden Globe lol
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Hope these guys are having a good night
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The Paul Scheer Swiftie dads video made me cry
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That’s right
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This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”
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@ohsethy 🎶 Can I make it any more obvious 🎶
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Seth Vargas@ohsethy·
Tubi is a girl and Pluto TV is a boy
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Sincerely hoping you have half as much fun this Thanksgiving as Geoffrey the Giraffe is
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I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?
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