Ryan Ritter

Jeffrey Epstein

Happy Academy Awards day, everybody! For the occasion, I wrote a big article going over the first half of the history of Oscar openingsz Hope you like Bob Hope! crittical-analysis.com/articles/thank…

(Every SNL Documentary) TV historian: You stayed up late and you TUNED. IN. because you didn’t know WHAT they were going to be doing. (cut to clip of Chevy Chase holding a bunch of bananas in front of his crotch singing 🎶who wants a banana? who wants a banana? 🎶)

The Olympics are truly a wonder. Every two years, I get intensely and genuinely proud of strangers I had never heard of two weeks ago, and I think that’s beautiful.

In her attempt to remember the phrase “Blade Angels”, my wife managed to come up with a much superior name for the USA female figure skater team: “the twirly girlies”

@BSTeGz That’s right

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Imagining a guy who liked both halftime show equally

Not with a million guesses and a year would I have predicted the precise slur she used

Real life should be more like an SNL episode. Like, imagine the president going on a long, boring rant then inexplicably goes “live from New York, it’s Saturday night!” and everybody starts cheering

Watching SKYFALL. Reached the title sequence and Adele starts off with “this is the end”. ??? It’s literally the beginning of the movie…

@ohsethy wait until you hear about tea

Just a bought a coffee and it is so good? Why did no one tell me about this

Who is the fucking degenerate that is placing bets on the Best Podcast Golden Globe lol

Hope these guys are having a good night

The Paul Scheer Swiftie dads video made me cry

That’s right

Briefly dipping back to Twitter/X/whatever to highlight this great conversation I got to have with @ohsethy over on the @MovieFriendsPod. Love them Knives Out movies!

This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”

@ohsethy 🎶 Can I make it any more obvious 🎶

Tubi is a girl and Pluto TV is a boy

Sincerely hoping you have half as much fun this Thanksgiving as Geoffrey the Giraffe is

I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?