Robot James 🤖🏖

@TimTheMM @SoundDobad hi Tim

Update on the strait

@GrandMasterFren @ScottPh77711570

Day 9 with no marijuana. Feeling great

@TimTheMM the only crude spread i watched today was wearing clear plastic heels

@trustfundterry grok was trained on @SoundDobad tweets

Never deleting this app

@DeepDishEnjoyer @brian_eno_69 you’re not allowed to say that anymore p4

@brian_eno_69 how many nigiri are we talking

@notgodcomplex96 nothing hotter than a girl who can type 60 words a minute

new tinder bio

@benjamintormey @exMalwa fuck

@moreproteinbars @TimTheMM @alisha_hg he's tall and handsome AND he sells vol

@TimTheMM @alisha_hg Tall and handsome yes

lol this is what my mum told me😭

@HyperTrendLabs @ScottPh77711570 @liquiditygoblin > disparages cringe > immediately posts more cringe

HyperTrend has been posting cringe @therobotjames @ScottPh77711570 and @liquiditygoblin disavow cringe in all it's forms The intern is dead Long live the new intern!

@sdav1986 good idea. cheers david 🍻

@therobotjames it’s Saint Patrick’s day ffs go drinking

It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. The great men and women of the past crashed out on Twitter dot com instead.

@TimTheMM @jnconkle imagine not selling that. couldn’t be me. well actually it was me. but only cos I was eating a burger or something for a few days and not paying any attention at all.

@IrenicusMajere Damn I thought it was funny!

@therobotjames Damn, I knew eventually you'd get an L. I just didn't think it would be this one. This hurts me more than you.

And memes:

@FilippoAlimonda lmao

@therobotjames Eminem looks really different these days

thinking about things is so gay

@nunchi @karpathy Sharpe 21.4

Agentic Trading Competition is coming. @karpathy proved an AI can run experiments autonomously and find what humans miss. We ran the same loop on live trading strategies: 251 experiments, no human intervention, Sharpe 2.7 → 21.4. Now we want to see what you can build with it.

@RhysSullivan Lmao!

Nikita I take back everything I said about the algorithm it’s perfect

@SBF_FTX @realDonaldTrump

The current spike only highlights how much oil prices have lowered under @realDonaldTrump. 🛢️: Trump (2017-2020): $58 Biden (2021-2024): $83 Trump (2025): $68 Average price over the whole of 2022: $99 Price yesterday: $100 Calm down.

@sdav1986 according to twitter you can easily replace bloomberg with 5 shitty open source python libraries hope this helps

bloomberg having a major outage