dumbass detector

Liberal Redneck - Virginia is for Lovers, not Nazis youtube.com/watch?v=yhYiJ4…

@BlackKnight10k As a white man from NC the answer is racism.

Do I have to say the answer or will you say it for me

@BrettFavre Said the welfare cheat.

Conservative: “in a just society I will be having gay nonconsensual sex with all the liberals that piss me off.” Everyone: wait what Conservative: “I will also be cannibalizing them”

Prayers up for Nashville recording artist Jason Aldean 🙏✨ Nothings wrong with him he’s just ugly and makes shitty music.

@MaryEP63 @Out5p0ken He’s been on that train

@Out5p0ken No surprise there. He’s joining the train of grifters.

Aaaand not a single soul is shocked that Joe Rogan endorses Trump

@BibulousReact @CoreyRForrester Your guy stared into an eclipse.

@CoreyRForrester You’re not very bright.

“Both sides suck!” Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat

We're 24 hours from the first polls closing. Rerweet if you're voting for Kamala Harris and you want to see Trump go to prison, I've got a little something for you to celebrate to. open.spotify.com/track/3HHLyKvC…

@commentiquette He did, that’s why he went Christian they protect people like that. Well, if they’re white.

Hey didn't this guy do a bunch of rapes?

@publicpolicyman Magats are so dumb they don’t know what silent means.

My informal polling says this group is growing fast.

Voting for coroner

@FranklinBeaty @chibarbi I do this too

@chibarbi If you got the trump ad at the very top of trending like I do, I’ve been reporting them as harmful and abusive 😭

@chibarbi Tiniest dick on the planet

@mchooyah God damn, you fuckers are so weird.

@CalltoActivism “I’m confused” Yeah, no shit lady.

“The garbage bags are confusing.” 🤣🤡 The Good Liars are national treasures!

Strong women don’t duck debates and town halls for 7.5 years

@socialistdogmom The only one I’ve ever known has brown teeth.

the only anti-fluoride person i’ve ever encountered in the real world is that lady who used to show up to random city commission meetings to complain that the downtown library’s wifi signals were making minorities commit violent crime.

@CoreyRForrester Yeah that fucking kids lucky he’s not finding his teeth in the shit stains in his underwear.

Give the whole context you sleazy click bait fucks. Any brother on earth would’ve reacted this way and the other feller is lucky he didn’t have to pull his asshole out of his throat

@CalltoActivism I can’t say I’ve seen more Harris/Walz signs than trump signs. But I can say the number of Trump signs is way down from last election. Not sure if they’ve changed their minds or are just embarrassed to put um up. I hope it’s the former.

A good friend of mine drove to see her sister in North Carolina this weekend and reported that she saw a 5-1 ratio of Kamala signs driving through the state. And we’re talking rural NC. Can anyone else confirm?

@OleBeeM @BarstoolPAT Legally ? Fuck that. He’s lucky he ain’t shitting his own jaw out tonight.

@BarstoolPAT You can’t legally break a phone for trolling.

Let me be very clear, there is NOTHING wrong with what Jason Kelce did. I almost wish he did more

@cturnbull1968 @JoeyMannarinoUS I was gonna make small dick joke too… but I can’t compete with this.

I’ll donate the microscope.