abi

you want to be a rebel? stop being cool.

@alienkind about time y’all launched beers

🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez’s press conference: -He says that he’s sorry to announce that he will NOT resign -Calls for an election THREE years early -Says there is a CAMPAIGN against him with made up news including that he has CANCER -Picks up the phone and starts reading out news and laughing, including ABC’s news today saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired -Says he works like an ANIMAL day and night -Says anyone who is spreading the rumors against him can CHALLENGE him in the elections -Reminds people that with him, Real Madrid have won 76 titles -Says Real Madrid is the most prestigious club in the world, and that it’s LIES that the club is in shambles -Calls the Negreira case as the WORST SCANDAL IN FOOTBALL HISTORY -Says Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt -Says he will submit a dossier to UEFA to END the fact that there are referees from the Negreira era still officiating -Says RELEVO (Media that closed) worked with La Liga and was created to SMEAR Real Madrid and Florentino Pérez -Starts arguing with an ABC journalist -Says he will CANCEL his ABC subscription to honor his father -Says that when he arrived at Real Madrid, the financial situation was so bad the club couldn’t pay players and employees. With him, it’s in incredible financial situation with record earnings with the most valuable squad in the world -Says it’s NOT true that the club spent more than planned on the Bernabéu -Says he’s ready to FIGHT ANYONE AND EVERYONE -Says La Liga is Real Madrid’s ENEMY -Says that Real Madrid WON the Super League case and what they did was for the good of football so that children in Africa can watch football for free -Reads ABC news saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired AGAIN -Says he will NOT speak about players or managers or the sporting side -Says he will unsubscribe from ABC, AGAIN -Says everyone in the world loves him -Says the club will do an analysis on the sporting side after the elections -Says this is NOT a dictatorship -Says he is the most successful president in history -Says it’s NOT the first time that 2 players fought at Real Madrid, that there were seasons where it happened ALL THE TIME -Says there were 2 articles today written against Real Madrid by ABC, one of them by a woman, and that he doesn’t even know if she knows football -Reads ABC news again saying that he told his inner circle that he’s very tired -Says there is no club that paid the referees and got away with it -Says they know who leaked the news -Says Tchouaméni and Valverde are GREAT boys and GREAT players -Says he doesn’t want to brag, but his company makes BILLIONS in multiple continents -Says the truth is that Real Madrid had MASSIVE success under his presidency -Asks the other journalists to let the girl speak, that the rest of them are ugly -Says he was robbed of 7 La Ligas -Says he only wants to defend the club’s interests, he doesn’t want publicity, fame, power or anything from the club -Says Real Madrid got robbed of 18 points in La Liga this season -Says that real socios don’t boo players, they support them -Says that it hurts them when fans boo a player -Says they will have to SHOOT him to get him out of the club -Says Good night and that he hopes he never sees the journalists again

great one more power cut, what even is the point of paying taxes/bills on time?

turns out my desk clock does a good job of keeping track of power cuts in HSR Layout. been off atleast 5 times today (absolutely why i bought it)

@IndiaHaier i have shared it already in the thread :)

@thestarkster7 Hi! We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused to you. In order to serve you better, please share us your complaint number so that we could get in touch with you at the earliest. Be assured, our team will ensure all the possible help. Thanks!

men will be having the worst days of their life, and end up playing COD mobile

i’m surprised Mango Cider at Brooks and Bonds didn’t make the list

12 year old game. No ray tracing. No vibe coding. No DLSS. Just pure raster 3D graphics from a lesser known studio, which you can max out using today's integrated graphics. You are being sold slop for $60.

Who even shoots from there 5 minutes into the game? 😭

Stephanie McMahon is who you add to fuel this Cody/Orton feud because she knows first-hand how vile Randy can be. Not fucking Jelly Roll. TOP TIER segment.

@ishhasr @FlatsnFlatmates i have an absolute banger of a broker, lmk if that works

i think HSR needs a brewery/bar located at a walkable distance. and i’m counting BLR Brewing Co. out as it’s trash af.

@IndiaHaier i have purchased an AC, but the compressor is defective and they have the evidence as well. now how do i get it repaired? i’m getting no support.

@ananyasomething el capitan stepping up

Somebody pinch me because WHAT IN THE MIRACLE IS HAPPENING

@thankstomypast i was born for this

I got a paid collab with a bar in BLR and I need real drinkers to shoot this video with. Oomfs who are ready for this, let me know!!

You should be medieval maxxing to White girl music

Only Maegor and Aegon the Conqueror can chat to him

rip daeron the drunken i know you would have loved radiohead

@airindia Your resolution is to offer my parents a flight 2 days later which clearly demolishes our future travel plans, where is the accountability?

@thestarkster7 Dear Sir, we've written to you via DM. Please check and acknowledge the same.

@airindia care to explain why is flight AI 424 cancelled without any alternatives? my parents need to be in delhi urgently and now they are stranded. disappointing.