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Dunk’s Mantra: I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown or sky-blue pink with yellow dots on. I also don’t give a shit what you’ve got between your legs or what you do with it, as long as it doesn’t involve animals or kids. And whatever you ‘identify’ as, you’re human to me. 🤗

Totally humbled and grateful for all the messages of kindness and support, thank you Twitter folks 💪❤️

@fs0c131y DM’ed!

@thetechhouseuk DM me

25yrs in InfoSec, 12 SANS courses, 9 GIAC certs, experience in infra, SOC, leading threat intelligence teams and 10+ job applications every day and nothing but an inbox full of rejection after rejection. wtf 😳

@brockpierson People.

Name 1 thing you are starting to dislike as you get older

@333vilcat Fucksake 😂😂😂😂😂

imma lick her pussy like jeepers creepers licked that school bus window

@rm_rf_tom Hi Tom, thanks 😊 I’ll dm you

@thetechhouseuk We have an opening. What are you looking for? Happy to share details if appropriate.

@NoContextBrits Nowt.

What are you adding to this?

@happygeek That’ll do for us Davey 😉

@thetechhouseuk You’re welcome, from an adopted Yorkshireman - only lived here 30 years.

Anyone got an opening?

Ooo I went viral. I’ve never been a virus before. Busted a few tho 😂

@ml4pai That’s true to an extent, but I’ve spent enough time at multiple coalfaces to know that I know my onions 😬😊

@thetechhouseuk I obviously dont know you, so i cant judge your knowledge, but people need to stop using time and certificates as an argument for their skill. Time != skill Certificate != skill

@thegrugq It’s certainly a bit bonkers.

@thetechhouseuk Truth.

@DoctorDirtNasty I am not sir

@thetechhouseuk are you indian?

@blackroomsec Ahh don’t be worried 😊 I can still put food on the table for a wee while yet, I guess I’ve lulled myself into a false sense of security/complacency!

@thetechhouseuk I'm worried about you. Glad you're ok. But your post upset me greatly. There is ZERO reason why you aren't employed rn. Can SANS help with placement? Do I need to ping some ppl? What can I do?

Can anyone... help? Please. I don't ask often but please. People out here need to eat. 🥺 This is talent. One GIAC cert is nightmare difficulty.

@nicholasadeleon @levelsio @claudeai Likey likey!!

Made a thing partially inspired by @levelsio: a pipeline that scrapes basically every media and tech org for open roles, filters those roles through the user's stated prefs/skills, then evals those using @claudeai Haiku and scores on a 1-10 scale. 7+ you get an email with direct link to apply and 8+ Sonnet automatically crafts a resume (and cover letter, if wanted) tailored to the role based on your usual resume and a writing sample. Also has a browser extension component for roles obfuscated via javascript. Neat!

@subflux Done 😊

@thetechhouseuk DM me please, I might have something..

@c4i Thank you William 😊

@thetechhouseuk Psst! jobs.ashbyhq.com/kraken.com/822… Mention my name when applying.

@threatable DM’ed 😊

@thetechhouseuk DM me. I don't have anything right this second, but open to candid conversations about this shithole job market.