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You walk into a restaurant and see this…. what are you doing?

@Home_of_Fight Petr Yan was robbed.

😭🏆 Sean O'Malley says he'll declare himself as a bantamweight champion if Petr Yan doesn't fight by October: “It's been seven months [since he last fought]. The division is on fire, and he's out there getting hair transplants and hanging out with ladyboys. If [Petr and Merab] don't fight by October, I might just claim to be the champion and defend my belt in December.” (via @SugaSeanMMA)

A fight promotion, I used Photoshop and queered Bryce Michall out on their poster, so he pulled out of the fight They tried to get me to convince Bryce to fight anyway, offering him double the money Bryce has integrity and won't tolerate being queered out

I stand with ICE.

Taco Bell is under investigation over the ‘explosive diarrhea’ parasite outbreak in the US

@MarcusJose53915 @DesireeAmerica4

@DesireeAmerica4 They're also the only other known mammal to engage in homosexual sex for pleasure

Guys, dolphins know how to get high. 🤷🏼‍♀️ And here is how. ​They use pufferfish. When a pufferfish gets threatened, it releases a potent neurotoxin. The dolphins figured out that if you bite the fish just gently enough, a tiny dose won't kill you, it just completely alters your perception. ​So they pass it around to their friends like a joint, taking turns for 20 minutes straight. Afterward, they just float near the surface, barely moving, staring off into nothing. ​Besides humans, they are the only animals known to intentionally seek out altered states just for the pleasure of it. Pure stoners of the sea.😏

@WhiteHouse MAGA: We wuz Spongebob

L.A. Marzulli said that the "Great Deception" is coming. He believes when "these beings or entities" show up, they'll claim they seeded life on Earth, genetically engineered humans, and started our religions & civilizations. Marzulli warns the modern church is completely unprepared and out of touch to handle the fallout. What do you think? Is this a deception or reality? 👇

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 "Why are you destroying and looting my restaurant"? "If I don't destroy and loot it, someone else will"

WATCH: DC police are offering a $1,000 reward to identify 5 women who broke into and destroyed the interior of a Chick-fil-A

@CosstaLuuh @josedsilvapf @diol2n Say what you want about Jesus, but leave the Koreans out of it!

@thetimepolice @josedsilvapf @diol2n At least most Brazilians are born beautiful without needing plastic surgery, unlike Asians who are born with crooked faces or huge jaws. 🥱

يوتيوبر كوري يدعى سوهون كشف فضيحة كبيرة في بعض المطاعم اليابانية 🇯🇵 لم يتوقعها السياح الاجانب من بلد مثل اليابان: عندما ذهب لمطعم سوشي في اليابان مع صديقته اعطته النادلة مينو باللغة الانجليزية فطلبت منيو اللغة اليابانية وهنا ترددت النادلة كثيرا قبل اعطائهم وسألتهم هل تفهمون اللغة اليابانية؟ واتضح ان المنيو مختلف كثيرا في الاسعار القائمة اليابانية أرخص بكثير ويصل لنصف المبلغ والمطعم يتبع نظام منيو A (للمحليين) ومنيو B (للسياح) واعتبروها سرقة كبيرة للاجانب وان هذا بدأ ينتشر في مدن كبيرة مثل طوكيو واوسكا وكيتو وحتى المدن الصغيرة وبمجرد سماع لغتك يتم اعطائك المنيو المناسب واي لغة غير يابانية يتم تسليمك منيو B وهو استغلال لعدم معرفة السياح الاسعار الحقيقة

Bro makes bird calls so accurate it barely sounds human. Actually insane

🚨 4CHAN WHISTLEBLOWER DROPS INSANE INFO: 60% OF HUMANITY DOOMED BY JULY 16? A chilling 4Chan post is blowing up, claiming MJ12 launches a fake alien invasion on July 16, 2026. The poster warns this is the endgame: biological android "PLFs" (programmed life forms) piloting holographic Alien Reproduction Vehicles to simulate a massive NHI threat. Goal? Force global unity under one world government to "defeat the common enemy." Backdrop: Decades of secret contracts with ETs since the 1950s, suppressed tech, and engineered hybrid programs. Is this a random LARP?, it lines up eerily with decades of UAP disclosure hints, Grusch-level biologics testimony, and the push for "imminent" threats. are we watching the real MJ12 playbook unfold in real time?

@luireigns And he can't take a shit in the bathroom without someone standing by it.

Brock Lesnar on why he won't take pictures with fans when his family is with him. 👀 "I'm sorry for that you know, and I appreciate all the fans that have followed me over the years but I'm a human being and I have to draw a line and I do"

@ozzytrapilomuse @LukeVenable89 @UFCEurope @PaddyTheBaddy Also committed robbery.

@thetimepolice @LukeVenable89 @UFCEurope @PaddyTheBaddy Funny enough, Paddy did this to King Green too

Pad Tie 🍜 Pad Lock 🔐 What name are we giving that @PaddyTheBaddy submission?!

@TurkPulse It's dangerous. He has no way of defending his left side from looping hooks or head kicks.

🔴 Bir Muay Thai organizasyonunda, taraflardan birinin kolu olmadığı halde karşısına çıkarılan rakip tartışma yarattı. Sizce bu maç adil mi?

@CarlosM71325259 @mmaonpoint All he did was get gifted a title shot and never defended a single one.

@mmaonpoint Don’t be judgemental. Getting punched, kicked, choked and thrown around tends to have an aging effect on your body. Let’s be grateful for the years of entertainment this man provided for us. He knew how to get us amped up one way or another.

Conor McGregor turns 38 years old today

@CooolTwit @pashairwaves @KirmiziKoseMMA

@thetimepolice @pashairwaves @KirmiziKoseMMA

🌹 🇮🇪 Ilia Topuria, Conor McGregor hakkında konuşuyor: ‘’Bir dövüşçü olarak onu seviyorum. Dövüşlerini izlemekten keyif alıyorum. Aslında izlemeyi en çok sevdiğim dövüşçülerden biri. Kafesin içinde bu spor için yaptığı her şeye büyük saygı duyuyorum. Kafes dışındaki hayatında yaptığı şeyler hakkında ise konuşmak istemiyorum, o onun özel hayatı. Eğer onu kopyaladığımı falan düşünüyorsa.. En azından ben bunu daha iyi yapıyorum.’’

@MemeDitka Karma came back for Aldo.

Max Holloway lack of self awareness was on full display after his UFC 329 victory. Holloway: "Why the fuck did you come back?"... McGregor starts crying. Jon Anik: "Max Holloway, ever the sportsman" as Holloway is mocking McGregor's billionaire strut. "Let's get this fuckin' money boys!" ... in an arena full of disappointed fans who paid thousands of dollars for the event. You couldn't script it any better. Holloway found a way to lower his own stock along with Conor's.

Bud light dropped Dustin Poirier after his incident in the airport. FUCK THEM. This man gave his life to entertain the fans and has one bad moment and gets dropped. I for one am going to be BOYCOTTING Bud Light because of this and instead I will be drinking Dustin Poirier's Louisiana Style Hot Sauce from now on.