Neil Richard

HAGS!

@kentresting @samsheffer Duuuuude. We're old.

@samsheffer RSS feed

where do we go if not to twitter?

@Jessewelle It's more like the food at the restaurant is delicious but it gives us the shits. So yeah, we love how good it tastes. But our assholes are burning a bit from wiping do much.

It’s like going to a restaurant you used to like but hate now and keep eating the food. Saying this food sucks now but let me get like 2 more orders…

My favorite is to see people complain about Twitter on Twitter lol.. just delete it. Ahahah but you stay on and complain about it. @elonmusk

@MarkHamill My students earned extra credit last year if they could stand to watch it. The whole thing. Without using their phone. Or sleeping.

There's a reason it aired only once.

So, is there like a parody bot on here that will give me daily updates on if this platform is still alive? Maybe one that auto-populates an email or IG post or TikTok?

@krittabug I feel like a nosey neighbor driving laps around the block as a house burns down.

Well, it *was* full of all the cool kids from high school.

NEW: Hearing that the top execs remaining at Twitter -- head of Trust & Safety @yoyoel and head of sales @robinw -- both resigned today When you add in that Musk told employees this afternoon that bankruptcy is possible, it feels like Twitter is almost collapsing in real-time

Inside @Twitter, employees tell me that they think it's over. The departure of these two executives today, "That means it’s over ... Trust is gone." Twitter is on life support. More on @axios

i feel like this marks the beginning of the end of the twitter we've come to know and love...

Elon Musk emailed Twitter employees, most working remotely, ordering them to return to the office immediately for at least 40 hours a week and warning of “difficult times ahead.” kearneyhub.com/ap/business/mu…

to think that people were/are into his Mars “vision”

I love Twitter so much. And I feel like I’m watching it get destroyed in real time. And that is depressing.

@allyspeirs @krittabug I'm already shopping for a new platform.

@krittabug No from me too

"D&D always helps. It's my Wednesday reset button." - one of my #dnd kids at school

White gravy = chicken stock Chicken = allergic reaction Anaphylaxis = death Therfore.... White gravy = death Stick to brown gravy folks. Always brown.* *Unless it's biscuits and gravy in a respectable southern restaurant.

@krittabug A million times yes.

#foodallergies #foodallergy #Allergies #allergy

@MadForMaple Meanwhile, Kevin is in China going....

Wow! Today is the day #Japan opens its borders to travelers! Super awesome.