Shawn Of The Dead (Tired) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@NatashaCL7 Morning. No promises

Goood morning! ☕️ Make it a great day.☀️

@Testimony_Gift I’d say good morning, but I don’t talk with my mouth full.

😇😝☕️

@1HandedApplause 👅👅👅🔥🔥🔥

Who's thirsty?

@NotReallyStacy Glad you’re home safe. Hope you had an amazing time.

Finally arrived at my house. 🥰

The chances of seeing me nude are slim but never zero

Ok I laughed a lot harder at this than I should have.

@GenuinelyJodi Glad you’re safe.

Tornado warning cancelled. Phew!

@Wicked_Fae1 I will usually try to say something that relates to a tweet they made.

Discussion time. You're not going to get slammed for anything you say, I'm genuinely interested. If you DM someone on here that you don't know what do you say to them? There's no wrong answer, I'm trying to decide if I expect too much. So how do you start a conversation?

@mrslt1sdale8 Perfect, just like you.

How’s the view from down there?

@SelfieWife I’m ready. That ass in my face is the way I want to go!

Ready to smother you🍑👅

@Testimony_Gift Doesn’t matter to me. I’m eating it either way.

Shaved or unshaved?😊

@dandy0ne_pt2 I can knock it when it doesn’t get hard anymore.

@thetxdude Hey don't knock a soft dick. They're hot in their own right

At my age I don’t get morning wood. Mine is more like the morning paper.

@dandy0ne_pt2 More like limp and flimsy.

@thetxdude Black and white and delivers nothing but bad news?

Had a preinterview with a company that is on the other side of town, but pays 3X what I’m making now with full benefits. Hoping I can get a full interview soon.

@wifetease In definitely feeling better.

Let nurse Emma just reach for your prescription

@NotReallyStacy Method acting?

@Yoc_Star I’m more of a “Walk This Way” Gen X.

Are you an “Ocean Avenue” or a “Black Parade” Millennial?

I think my relationship has entered the "no sex" phase

@CassidyAdrianne Never

Don't pull out