.milton 🇬🇧

Whatever you think you can't do, just know that there is someone who is confidently doing it wrong right now. They have no plans at doing it better either and people are paying them to do it. Please believe in your own excellence as much as they believe in their mediocrity.

Far too many young people are making this mistake.

🚨 Enzo Fernández’s agent Javier Pastore: “The punishment is completely unfair”, told @TheAthleticFC. “Enzo didn’t understand the situation. He did not mention any club or say he wants to leave Chelsea, far from it”. “He only mentions Madrid, the city, because he was asked which European city he’d like to live in one day, and he said Madrid… …but at no point does he say he wants to leave Chelsea or London”.

I worry less and less about AI taking my job with the more I learn about it tbh

@Jeffrey_ochei Are you Geigh?

When he introduces you to his friends and all of them are your type except him

@euniceajim As long as we don’t dwell only on fintech.

The African tech ecosystem will have more billion-dollar exits in the next 5 years than it had billion-dollar rounds in the last 5 years. Bet on Africa.

Whatever you think you can't do, just know that there is someone who is confidently doing it wrong right now. They have no plans at doing it better either and people are paying them to do it. Please believe in your own excellence as much as they believe in their mediocrity.

@barbiryea Why’s it hard to find a man that loves you then?

@theuglytechie Extremely

They should invent a man who loves me

@yehhmisi 🧢

This is actually the best time to be in tech. It’s crazy

Doing his job to the letter.

@Tofunmithedev I don’t have strength to talk today.

Ever met someone who is actually allergic to agreeing with you?

@AObariase12770 @MkoTheComedian Oh you have no idea. 😂

@MkoTheComedian They circle around people and activate from their group chat. Greedy bastards

They wan turn social media app to their family house Almajiri Influencers 😅😅 Bunch of greedy and selfish people

from RAW to this is CRAZY

@AnnUdoh5 Pray to who?

80% of men don't pray in the morning.

@MekaOjukwu Carry gun bro.

Private Banker €300,000 - €500,000 p.a Eu

@kushika_twt 😂😂😂😂

Job post: are you open to relocate? Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. Just hire me.

The AI race is so brutal that Microsoft released 3 new models yesterday and nobody noticed.

All the smartest people I know now argue with AI like it’s a person. LLM psychosis is real and lowkey funny.

@fatuogwuche Tech has endless problems to solve in Nigeria. Why are we still fixated on banking and finance?

All Nigeria's fintech Unicorns, except Interswitch, have all caught the bank bug. Banking is fintech's new obsession.

Software engineers invented Al for one sole purpose : To do frontend development.