toad bro

Made a mistake at work and instead of telling the customer “sorry I’m new here” I told her “sorry I was born 15 minutes ago”

@twXXtybird @HARRYSHOUSE3 @PopBase no

@theyellowascot @HARRYSHOUSE3 @PopBase You can’t read?

Cierra Ortega has exited ‘Love Island USA.’

WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM?!

@mayurzzz @frogs4girls also had endocarditis, so likely needed to go in and remove any vegetations, etc.

@frogs4girls Why didn’t they go the minimally invasive route? Like a TAVR or via a smaller incision near the clavicle.

i had open heart surgery and my surgeon took extra time at the end of surgery to put my chest tattoo back together cleanly

@Succuguts @LiveLucky5555 @frogs4girls CVOR nurse for 4 years, never seen a surgeon close skin alone, always either with a PA/NP or the PA/NP does it alone.

@twXXtybird @HARRYSHOUSE3 @PopBase girl what

@HARRYSHOUSE3 @PopBase It’s crazy in my home we say chinky eyes as a compliment. I never knew ppl would be offended.

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

I thought when I quit vaping over a year ago that my anxiety would get better, why has it gotten EXPONENTIALLY worse.

I guess they just not fuckin with me

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

“Poppi” and “olipop”

I love music, it is the best thing on this earth

going to trader joe's on a sunday

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant. Well, that's changed. When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government. We must fight back.

Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s inauguration: “When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government. We must fight back.”

what am I supposed to do while I’m eating breakfast now read?????

she’s dead and gone, rip tiktok

Learning many things on Rednote. Apparently their nickname for Matty Healy is 马老师. Very educational.