Barry

@DaniDooRight55 @Nibus @LeeHaz @mrundkvist @Mantia Sounds like you’ve lost your marbles... 😆😉

Wonderful manager, brilliant bloke. You know his friends feel blessed and he does too.

@lrtmotorman @HeliairUK Awesome! Never done a Channel crossing that low before - 1000ft or less at times!

@jackolinemartin @RockWalkLondon It didn’t seem plausible an artist with Madonna’s profile would openly rip a band the size of ABBA! Lol I guess it was kind of rhetorical.

@BootstrapCook LeC for £3? Worth more in scrap metal value! 😆 Bargin Or What?!

@RockWalkLondon @jackolinemartin Sincerely hope ABBA were cut-in for use of Voulez Vous!

@landpsychology @jackolinemartin Nothing to see there, move along...

@theJeremyVine I voted Leave but fully appreciate the artistic merit & humour involved.

The creativity in this, oh

@SusanCalman @jackolinemartin I’ve never watched the Sound of Music.

I've been with my wife for 15 years and she's always been really understanding, caring and forgiving of my foibles. Last night I said, casually, that I'd never seen Toy Story. She was shocked. I then revealed I'd also never seen The Lion King and now it seems my marriage is over

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? They lie awake all night wondering wether there’s really a dog... #nationaltellajokeday

@5WrightStuff Why won’t the melon marry? Because It cantaloupe...

It's #NationalTellAJokeDay ... any of our followers got a good'un for us?

It's time we invested in industry and started building it in Britain.

Apparently women living together find their cycles sync. Must be competitive nabbing the tumble drier afterwards.

An opt-out organ donor system might actually lead to fewer transplants bit.ly/2KWif50

Haiku I’ve written for you: Heart like autumn leaves Fading energy spent now Eternal spirit Barry x #Haiku

@Kevin_Maguire There’d need to be a threshold of followers surely? Someone with twenty followers couldn’t be accused of breaching privacy, however thousands of followers could be viewed differently.

Secret justice expanded with BBC’s decision not to appeal against the Cliff Richard decision. Beyond just the media. Tweet a police raid on a house and you might be done for a privacy breach

Withdrawal is notoriously unreliable...

Really enjoyed first season of #HandmaidsTale & first half of second season. However second half of second felt as if it stumbled. Hopefully S3 will drive to a dramatic resolution & END. Otherwise it’ll simply end-up detracting from a brilliant beginning as it drifts aimlessly on

@theJeremyVine There is a reason clergy and professional folk can counter-sign your passport photo. We can all learn from mistakes but that’s not a legitimate reason to allow them to continue in post. They’ve zero moral authority...

The church preaches that “anyone who looks at a woman with lust in his heart commits adultery,” so they are going to be severely short-staffed this weekend if they follow your hardline approach

@Matthew_Wright @MailOnline Whilst there’s unquestionably a debate to be had concerning disparities in pay between CEO & shop floor, quite why you’re conflating Corbyn & Brexit into it goodness only knows.

@fionah03 Perhaps it’ll provide perspective to supporters moaning about delays in obtaining a certificate of safety for our new stadium?