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@mchiang_ @kcome 别休假上班呀，给其他牛马做个好榜样。

有时候真不知道澳洲这些公共假期过起来有个什么意思。 因为双倍工资、小商家不愿意开门，出去玩连个吃饭的地儿都没有，只能去吃麦当劳；卖衣服卖书的也不开门，没地方逛街，连超市都不开。 那我出门出个啥啊？出个寂寞？

BREAKING: Trump STORMS OUT of Supreme Court after his own Justices tear apart his birthright citizenship case. What a loser. Donald Trump showed up to the Supreme Court on Wednesday to intimidate nine justices into stripping citizenship from 200,000 American-born babies a year. He left humiliated, with his motorcade speeding away down Independence Avenue before the other side had even finished arguing. Trump made the unprecedented decision to personally attend oral arguments in his birthright citizenship case — the first sitting president in American history to do so. He was escorted in ten minutes early and seated in the front row, presumably to send a message. The message the justices sent back wasn’t exactly what the adamantly anti-immigrant crusader had in mind. Within 90 minutes, multiple members of the court's own conservative supermajority — justices Trump either appointed or championed — were openly dismantling his administration's arguments. Chief Justice John Roberts called a key part of the government's position "quirky." Justice Neil Gorsuch and Justice Amy Coney Barrett both signaled serious skepticism. And when Trump's solicitor general, D. John Sauer, tried to argue that modern realities like "birth tourism" justified rewriting 157 years of constitutional interpretation, Roberts delivered the most perfectly devastating response of the entire term: "Well, it's a new world. It's the same Constitution." Trump didn't wait around to hear more. His motorcade was spotted zipping away from the Supreme Court at 11:25 a.m., while the challengers' lawyer was still being questioned. The man who came to project dominance fled before the other team even got to speak. Here's what was actually at stake in that courtroom. Trump's executive order — signed on day one of his return to power — would eliminate automatic birthright citizenship for children born in the United States to undocumented immigrants or temporary visa holders. It has never gone into effect, blocked by courts from the moment it was signed. If ultimately upheld, it would strip citizenship from approximately 200,000 babies born every year. By 2050, according to a new study, it would create 6.4 million U.S.-born children with no legal status — stateless in the only country they have ever known. It would disproportionately affect Hispanic and Asian families. It would even potentially leave abandoned infants with no citizenship anywhere on earth. All of this to undo the 14th Amendment — ratified in 1868 specifically to guarantee that America would never again create a permanent underclass of people born on its soil with no claim to its protections. The Constitution has answered this question for 157 years. On Wednesday, even Trump's own justices seemed to know it. While we’ll have to wait for an official ruling to see what the Justices ultimately decide in this particular challenge, Trump’s hasty retreat from the Court proceedings presages what the expected decision will be — and it’s not what the Racist-in-Chief was intimidating the Justices for. Trump came to the Supreme Court to make history. He made it — just not the kind he was hoping for. Please like and share this post if you believe every child born in America is an American, no matter what Donald Trump says.

@DSPetolicchio nothing is free, you buy more cheap MIC products, you get more rude Chinese tourists, and last time was Covid.

Are Chinese tourists really that rude in Japan?

苏格拉底临死前，学生们围在他身边哭。 他说："别哭了，问我问题吧，趁我还能回答。" 一个学生问："老师，死后有没有另一个世界？" 苏格拉底说："如果有，我终于可以去跟荷马聊聊天了。如果没有，我终于可以睡个好觉了。怎么算都不亏。" 学生们被逗笑了。 另一个学生问："老师，你这一生最大的遗憾是什么？" 苏格拉底想了想，说："我花了一辈子证明自己什么都不知道。结果发现大多数人连这一步都不需要——他们天然什么都不知道，却活得比我自信多了。" 学生们又哭了。 第三个学生问："那您觉得，您这一辈子值得吗？" 苏格拉底端起那杯毒酒，说："你知道吗？我审视了一辈子人生，得出一个结论。" 所有人屏住呼吸。 "人生经不起审视。但不审视的人生，又不值得活。" 他喝下毒酒，然后说了最后一句："所以你看，哲学家注定活得拧巴。明知道想太多会痛苦，但就是停不下来。这跟明知道宵夜会胖还是要吃，其实是同一种病。" 学生们不知道该哭还是该笑。 后来有人把这些话记了下来。两千年后，无数人在深夜读到，觉得说到了心坎里。然后放下书，打开手机，点了一份宵夜。 ——人类最擅长的事情，就是深刻地理解一个道理，然后熟练地忽略它。

my April Fool's joke on my wife did not go as planned...

@lovelycake 没看到什么难点，你说说看，哪条不合理或者你做不到的？

今天日本发布了新交规 有的还挺离谱的…… 根据今天生效的修订版《道路交通法》，如果汽车在超越自行车时无法保持至少 1 米的横向距离，则以安全速度徐行，如20-30km/h…… 违者罚款7000…… 日本大部分路都很窄…… 保持一米…… 看来之后汽车都要以自行车速度行驶了😂😂

@ChineseWSJ @OokamiMoe 美帝傻白甜学老中的那一套没用，分分钟被告到最高法输到脱裤 - 在加拿大购买中国电动车的美国人或其他国籍的人可以驾车入境吗？

美国驻加拿大大使表示，购买中国产电动汽车的加拿大人将无法入境美国。on.wsj.com/4v2Y38B

@IamRamenPanda @OokamiMoe 日本人就问你们一句话，“谁叫你们来了？”

泰国人大战日本人的导火索之一，目前460万流量： 说真的，我曾经在日本的7-11被店员大叔狠狠骂过，就因为我自己拿了一根吸管。 我买了一杯冰水，以为会附赠吸管，结果习惯性自己去拿了。因为在泰国的时候，他们都是让客人自己随便拿吸管的。 那个大叔当时气得要命。我付完钱后，他直接挥手像赶苍蝇一样把我赶走，然后站在那里一本正经地数吸管数量。我当时整个人都傻了，但我也承认是我不懂规矩。不过有些事真的太小题大做了吧，你懂的。

@rwayne 卖早了，铆住2600万。

上海的朋友说一下 真有这么夸张吗？

@Pandazhq 你说是老中我都不太敢相信，何况是… 种族歧视一下，如果是来自印度斯坦，有可能。

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Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

订飞机票省钱诀窍 如果你订两人的飞机票，或全家的票，在你查询的时候，是否就打入2人，3人或4人呢？这样做，你很可能会多付钱了。如果你打入1人，票价可能会比多人少很多。 为什么呢？这就是牵涉到航空业中的“fare bucket”（舱位代码）的概念。 这是航司用于区分票价与规则的一套细分体系。同一航班的经济舱也会被拆分为多个代码，如Y，B，M，H，Q，V，L等，每个“桶”对应不同价格，退改签规则和里程累积比例。比如全价Y舱通常最贵但最灵活，而折扣舱价格低却限制较多。航空公司会通过收益管理系统动态调整各个fare bucket的库存，根据需求变化随时开关低价舱位，从而实现收益最大化。 对乘客来说，了解fare bucket有助于在价格与灵活性之间做出更合适的选择。低价舱位往往只剩1张，你订1张就能用最低价。但订2张时，系统必须给两人分配同一舱位，如果低价舱位不够，就整体跳到更高价舱位，于是总价变贵。简单说，就是“便宜票不够两张”，被迫按更贵的档位一起卖。 所以无论如何，买票查询要从1人开始。如果2人贵了，就分开订，先订1人便宜票，再订另一人。有时航司还故意只留一张票在最低价的“桶”内，这样像 google flight 就会显示比其他航司更优惠的价格。当你订了这张票以后，电脑马上在最低价的“桶”内，又放一张票。这样的话，你可以订到两张最低价。但在不同的票上。 你明白了吗？一起来撸航司的羊毛吧。

张雪峰死了，按理说实在不应该说啥了。他已经得到了他的命运给他的。但看了一眼朋友圈满眼都是跑步的危害。再看中推，很多人说他说真话，给无数“学子”关于社会的真实认知和鼓励他们学习，说应该感谢他。我就又去看了几眼他的视频，包括一个十几分钟他站在那里声嘶力竭教育学生们读书的。看了五分钟，不行，还是得停。 这种满口脏话，TMD不离口，各种世俗笑话段子乱喷，把考试当做唯一成功路径的言论，就是网红言论吗？ 跟训斥牲口一样地训斥学生，真的是为他们好吗？还有人说他说给多少钱支援打台湾是饭桌上乱喷的酒话。 我想的是，这么一个货，成为“网红”，有这么大的舞台，得到这么多注意，才是这个社会最令人绝望的地方。真的是对智商和文明的侮辱。

安全带，真的能救命。系好安全带！