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The End is to be filthy Rich; in Health, in Knowledge, in Relationships & in Adventure. Twitter is just a Means.

The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.

A man’s team wins a crucial game, ‘people’ exploit it to seek favours. Everything is okay with the world.

“men are losers because they ruin everyone’s evenings after losing a match” but what they really mean is that the man was irritable and kept to himself at bedtime. Unserious people.

SEMIFINALS VAMOS!!!! ❤️🤍

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

I’m looking for a guy to co-exist with me in my space for one week. The vibe is strictly low pressure.. you do your thing, I do mine, whether that’s work or scrolling on your phone. Your feeding and comfort are fully covered, and your boundaries will be strictly respected. I’m simply looking for a calm male presence around the house for the week. Please DM if interested.

Dear GOD🥺 I need a big winnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOLAAAAAAAA 🔥

World besttt!!

That Barca is pathetic lowkey. They’re so lucky to have a brilliant coach.

You can’t keep playing high line and not have a better strategy than pulling players. Come off it!

@Mochievous @Lagosdsva Suprised @Lagosdsva issued a referral letter instead of taking it up.

From the police station, they directed me to @Lagosdsva. the DSVA were professional and gave me a referral letter to a hospital they are affiliated with. So I took her to the hospital. On getting to the hospital, they refused to admit her even with my letter.

I can’t stand this place. And it is understandable why Nigerians do not help strangers. Came across a young woman today obviously in distress on the road so took her to the nearest police station. This was around 11am. They took me from pillar to post until 6pm.

Barca are so bad at counter attacks and set pieces. What a shame!

Barca need to come out all guns blazing in the second half

Rahama na your mate? 😂😭

Athletico 😂😂

@asquarebubble works as well. you never send my own

@thic_tea I miss doing this. I just send specific songs these days.

Friends. Family. Lovers. Some of the best playlists in my library.

@121selah microwaved SORETI for me but it’s just what the doctor prescribed for this szn.

Companies should fix up, they won’t die