Craig Bender

I was giggling just taking the picture and not a single German thought it was funny. I mean, come on!

New clothing color for the egocentric, embittered, and exploitative emperors and empresses. #fucktrump

Dear Heavenly Father, Please grant Richard Dawkins the years to publish a 50th-anniversary edition of The Selfish Gene (and worldwide celebratory events) —so he may continue proving you don’t exist. Amen. P.S. - Yes, this time request includes Lala Ward.

That’s a “G”, right?

Friends don’t let friends use “myriad” without a preceding “a” or a proceeding “of”.

Governments should give the same, if not better, tax incentives to companies that use free and open software. Would do more for national security than any of the current security theatre mitigations. More eyes, less lies.

Explica Lemuroidas

@joakial_ 7

Where do you fall on this scale?

"And starring Craig Bender as the 'we are all pretty sure he is gay' office colleague."

@difficultpatty Up top or lobby? Assuming a restroom was involved, but not judging.

I pooped in the Empire Stare Building. Thought you guys should know.

Happy Birthday, Dad. Here’s this year’s present from Maggie. I think you would have loved it. 😊 I miss you every single day.

This, on 8-Track, while be driven around in a 1976 Ford Granada by my mom.

Sometimes you just need to know someone misses seeing you.

Eurythmics make the @GoveeOfficial T2 backlight shine.

Wishing you and yours a very Samuel L. Jackson Christmas.

As an owner/operator, I can’t say it has never not been hard, but it has been enjoyable. I’ll give it 4/5 stars.

I hate to brag, but I’m probably the best laundry Dad of all time. I’m the BLDOAT.

@SusanWiseBauer @aishatyler I don’t doubt that, but one can dream. 😅

@thinguy @aishatyler I'm a huge fan of @aishatyler (but she probably has a pretty full workload already...)

I’d be really happy if @SusanWiseBauer had @aishatyler do the narration for her fantastic books. The History of the Ancient World/ Medieval World are amazing, the girl Dad in me wishes they were narrated by a female.

Why are the Cowboys wearing The Netherlands flag on their helmets?