Amarachi 🦋

@afobaba24 @DemoOfUK @flyairpeace 🤣

@DemoOfUK @flyairpeace You wan do wedding, you go book Airpeace, you never ready marry. Ajeh seh

Airpeace Airpeace Airpeace. Airpeace has rescheduled my flight to After my Marriage. Im stuck in London till after my wedding 😭 Like @flyairpeace said we should land 2days after wedding without no prior communication. I don’t know whether to cry or laugh.

@DemoOfUK @0fficialAdewale @flyairpeace You be OG, £3500 is not much darling

@0fficialAdewale @flyairpeace Over £3500 for 2

@OneModupe Shishi you nor go see

I just noticed my ceiling is leaking. The rain that fell yesterday entered my room and wet my bed, I have no choice than to dry it outside

@DHKRULLAH Maybe them Dey cartel 🤣

Parents that don’t give schools permit to have their kids picture taken, what’s ur reason please?

@steezy10_ Craze Dey una head. Ewu

UPDATE: So I connected with him to ask what happened and he said he was actually doing well in China but setback happened back home and he needed to travel back and bought one way ticket back to Nigeria and after using all the money he came back with he is unable to go back..

@the_Lawrenz God save you 🥺

Was on a London Underground train with my wife sitting directly opposite me. She looked ridiculously cute, so I started taking some lowkey “unawares” pictures of her 😭 Next thing, one random bloke clocks me and immediately switches into superhero mode. Started aggressively questioning why I was taking pictures of a woman, already rolling his fist like he was about to defend the entire female population of the London Underground 💀 I had to shout “BRO SHE’S MY WIFE” before this turned into a public service announcement. Meanwhile my wife was just there smiling through the whole thing. …And this is the picture I managed to get after she became aware

@drobafemihamzat Eko o nibaje😂

Today in Abuja, I appeared before the APC Governorship Screening Committee ahead of our party primaries. I am grateful for the clean bill of approval and clearance to move forward. This journey is about service and a commitment to all Lagosians. We have built a solid foundation and now we are ready to take the next step toward a greater and more inclusive Lagos. The work continues and I am ready to keep moving forward with you.

@DAMIADENUGA What if a man cheats ? I’m learning

Hmmmmmmm!!!! Your thoughts???

@OCollins11824 @NigeriaStories Just STFU!

@NigeriaStories Na their type dey pack shift without enjoying their money and no good rest and still nor eat better food.

Sad 😢 💔 Another UK-based Nigerian has been found de@d in the UK, making him the third UK-based Nigerian whose de@th occurred suddenly in April. Ademola Oke was reportedly found unresponsive at his workplace in the United Kingdom.

@vdmempire Who be this idiot ? Una nor get real life issue ???? Grown man like this ???? Na wa ooo

“Blord should be ashamed of himself for saying VDM intimidated him. VDM didn't intimidate him, he did the right thing by going to the court”—Chekwas Michael

@yabaleftonline Make w just cut the whole head

A young man had been complaining his whole life about severe headaches that hit him every time he washed his hair with water, and when he went to the doctor, he told him he had to cut his hair completely, and this was found after cutting his hair.

UPDATE: The deal is sealed! This afternoon, the Commissioner for the Environment and Water Resources, Mr. Tokunbo Wahab (@tokunbo_wahab), met with Adetokunbo Ogunnoiki (@tokunboxyz), a young innovator, who gained viral attention last Saturday for his daring proposal published on X, detailing how his startup can deploy technology to create seamless access to the newly-installed public toilets in strategic locations in Lagos. The viral post was brought to the Commissioner’s attention, prompting him to invite the whiz kid. Adetokunbo, in company of his startup partner, Ademola Gbadero, presented his idea to the Commissioner in about 30mins. They duo demonstrated how they developed a tech solution to solve similar challenges on their university campus, the University of Ibadan; the platform, the said, has successfully helped students locate clean and available toilets within the school. The Commissioner interviewed the young innovators in company of his cabinet colleague, the Special Adviser to the Governor on Electronic Geographic Information Systems (e-GIS), Dr. Olajide Babatunde, and the Director of Sanitation Services in the Ministry of the Environment and Water Resources, Dr. Sanuth. In their PowerPoint presentation, Adetokunbo and Ademola outlined their proposal for the development of an advanced model of their tech platform, which would enable commuters in Lagos to easily find clean and available public toilets in real-time using geo-mapping. They explained how their platform would provide users with information about toilet availability at every location, cleanliness ratings, walking directions and estimated time to walk to toilet. The Government team engaged the young innovators on their presentation, identifying areas for improvement and also highlighting potential limitations that could be addressed after the launch. Fascinated by the idea, the Commissioner approved Adetokunbo’s proposal. He also requested a comprehensive budget for the project be submitted in the next meeting coming in a few days. This project will further bolster the drive for a “Cleaner Lagos” being championed by Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu. Adetokunbo Ogunnoiki, 24, is a fresh graduate of Mathematics from the University of Ibadan. His colleague, Ademola Gbadero, is a 24-year-old final year student of Mechanical Engineering, at the same school. Caption: Adetokunbo in White native, Ademola in carton colour shirt.

@UnkleAyo Tell them oooooooooooooooo

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏 When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

@Jojo_agboola @Oluomoofderby Do you require schengen visa to hop in ?

This is what our cruise room actually looked like 😍🛳️ From southampton to Norway🇳🇴 in this 🙏🏾

If na Nigeria , he don turn celebrity, quick go open socials , name it the bottle guy . Influencing don start .. stooopid people

@DHKRULLAH @SimisolaTomori Do they sell in unit or bulk? Someone said they only sell in bulk , is this true ?

🚨 Update ‼️

The biggest wealth destroyer in the UK right now is PCP car finance. People on a £32k salary will happily lock themselves into a £500/month contract for a Mercedes they will never actually own, just to sit in gridlocked traffic on the M25 and try to impress people in the lane next to them. Then they get to the office and complain that taxes are too high and the government is holding the working class down. If you put that £500 a month into an S&P 500 ISA instead of a rented German car, you'd be a millionaire by retirement. Stop blaming the Prime Minister for your own terrible capital allocation. Your car isn't an asset. It's an anchor.

@anaedonnewi @didopredict @Ademola_Odumesi Can I DM you please?

@didopredict @Ademola_Odumesi Type any of them on google you’ll see the closest training center to you.

Nigerians in the UK!!! Learn a trade to work in construction Learn a trade to work in construction Learn a trade to work in construction Learn a trade to work in construction Learn a trade to work in construction And you will win!!!

@pheezzsleekasf This one enjoying two in 1, he’s a lucky man ngl

I never sm0ke today na abi shey na my eyes😳

@graceunt @TallAremu @DHKRULLAH Dm Locked

@think__c @TallAremu @DHKRULLAH Yes

🚨 Band 3 NHS jobs now qualify for UK work sponsorship. The 3% pay rise from April 1st pushed Band 3 entry to £25,760 which is above the £25,000 going rate for care worker codes 6135 & 6136. If you’ve been waiting on this door, it just opened. Don’t sleep on it 😀 SKthePlug🔌