coloreds only

Cancun sun-kissed me

i wish our parents push financial literacy like they pushed religion.

i feel like a moron

would you like to add protein to your $21 salad for just $9 more

Feliz aniversário, Lana. Quando puder, recomendo fechar as cortinas.

@TweezyMontana__ Lmaoooooo maybe you’re cooking

@thiqfila He didn’t deserve that pic wit you lol jk

Only posting cause my bawdy tea chileee

he strikes again!!!

diva cup users be like yea no its great i just have to put my entire hand up my pussy twice a day

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

Not what I was expecting

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

You guys I found them! I found the Ambiguously Gay Duo in real life. Say hello to Ace and Gary.

when you call him and he says he's alone but you can hear a girl's lipgloss shining

@lostwig Bye they toookkkk it down

fka twigs brought out the ballroom queens at #twigschella IM SICKKKK

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

I’m at he airport bar telling your girlfriend she shouldn’t put up with your shit

@creole_pisces22 Omgggg

These would be so dope!!