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You Got This. You’re Doin’ Great. Breathe. Hydrate.
Be present in this moment. You’ll only live it this once.
#butterflies in your stomach = sign that what you’re doing is worthwhile. You Do You. Do it in your own style.
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Jack Barry
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Jack Barry
@thisguyjack
Art/Movie/Music-Lover. Alleged Reader/Writer/Thinker. Ridiculous Self-Righteous Lefty Humanist Loner. By most accepted societal-standards, a Fool. Cool.
Los Angeles, CA, USA, Earth. Katılım Aralık 2020
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@TheOnlyEsta @CBS @paramountplus Wow.
When I read this back, it seems so unkind.
To the folks, not the network. I’m sorry.
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@TheOnlyEsta @CBS @paramountplus Yeah, f*ck @CBS. Now, with Colbert outta there, there’s no reason to watch. As their (much-aging) core-audience withers and dies, hope they do the same. Corporate Douche-Bags.
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F*€K @CBS and @paramountplus‼️
Will dropping Stephen Colbert affect your CBS viewing?
YES or NO
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@RaminNasibov The last execution by guillotine in France was only one month before the release of Star Wars (New Hope) in 1977
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The next USA Presidential-Election should
Be between Stephen Colbert & Tucker Carlson.
You heard it here first. (At least it would be honest.)
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Stephen Colbert SHOULD DEFINITELY RUN FOR PRESIDENT this next time around, he didn’t ask for it, but he’d be great at it.
Especially since Tucker Carlson WILL be running.
Seriously.
This next PRESIDENTIAL RACE will be between
Tucker Carlson & Stephen Colbert.
YES. I UNDERSTAND.
They both deny my words now, but it will come to pass. And it’s for the BEST. Let’s Have It Out. Let’s see what our country’s ABOUT. (Pleeez. Think about our country. Pleeez.)
Don’t F*ck Around. Let’s GET IT. Where do you stand?
All right. I’ve said too much
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THANK YOU. Very Kindly, Ms./Ma’am.
Same goes back to You and your Loved Ones.
May our weekend be unburdened with thoughts of…
THAT Mofo. All Right... Biscuits and Gravy and Ganja.
And maybe some song, music, gentle contemplation too.
Sometimes, because I’m lucky enough to live 15 or 20 blocks to the beach, I’ll go down and put my feet in, witness the sunset…
I’m often amazed at the beauty. Of the sunset.
Of the people walkin’ by. Louie Armstrong-style.
There’s much in this world to not be happy about…
And I am OFTEN GUILTY of being a pessimist.
It’s tough to have hope sometimes. BUT…
SERIOUSLY. HAVE HOPE. It’s worth it.
Glad we had this talk. I’m gonna
Go to sleep now, I think.
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* But like you said - F*CK TR*MP.
The world will piss on his grave forever.
(Apologies for the profane imagery.)
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Hey. Just for Sh*ts & G*ggles… This is some response I wrote some time ago, to some tweet somebody made about Timothee Chalamet not being dressed historically accurately as some king from history in some movie I’ve never seen…
I spewed forth-hence with this merriment without really thinkin’ about it, just in-the-moment. This is just my mindless flow. Hope you will enjoy it. Still makes me laugh, reading it back.
Meaninglessness can be calming. Therapeutic. Gravy.
Cheers.
Jack Barry@thisguyjack
Come on, Man. Dude’s trippin’, obvi. Doesn’t EVEN know the history, how the true-trad righteous war-vibe really was back then. The King had to maintain that flex under pressure. He doesn’t even realize that the historically-accurate REAL KING from this movie (Chalamet-notwithstanding)… when he went into battle (with a sh*t-talking-muskrat on his shoulder, and his armies preceded on to the battlefield by an absinthe-intoxicated stoic turtle named Fred), ACTUALLY wore classsic thigh-high alligator-boots with glue’d-on rubber-soles, a yarn-crochet-jockstrap over his Iron-Man Underoo’s, and a majestic flowing cape fashioned from a stolen plastic “Star Trek”-themed shower-curtain. Not to mention his loud-day-glow-colored permed bouffant mullet-hairdo, usually covered by a flea-market-bought bicycle-helmet covered with “Hello Kitty” bumper-stickers. He was ferociously intimidating, riding his “My Little Pony” into the fray, with its own custom sterling-silver unicorn-helmet firmly strapped onto its head. What can I tell ya? The Royals are strange, Bro. Some people just don’t get it. “Know-It-All’s.” Always tryna “set the record straight”, when they know nothing about history. Read a book, why don’tcha, before you go eatin’ live goldfish, and callin’ it “Moby Dick” cosplay. The REAL KING, in celebration of victories in battle, would microwave frozen TV-dinners in his tent every night for his valiant men and throw the scraps out of the tent to his expert car-mechanics, like a benevolent “Mad Max” with a head-injury. * Don’t even get me started on the Real Genghis Khan, with his trained-squirrel-fetish, and his famous stink-bomb bottle-rockets fired in the air by his archers (who were all former circus-clowns in business-suits). Do YoUr REseaRcH! ————————— Education has really gone downhill in this country…
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@TheCinesthetic Opening scene/sequence of “UP”.
The Old Man and his Missus.
Makes me cry every time.
LOVE.
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@MysterySolvents @smc429 Licking the walls to see if they need duck sauce
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No more "incremental change" bullshit from liberals ever again, thank you.
Lazzyyyyyy@em_Lazzy
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
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In a short span of time, both King Charles and President Xi showed the world what a laughingstock Donald Trump is. Republicans are either gluttons for punishment or too dense to notice. Probably both.
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