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@Suzierizzo1 @willyishly Pathetic

Describe Mark Wayne Millin in one word! 👇👇👇👇

Netanyahu: “I am alive. You are all witnesses.” Sorry, not buying it, try again. Why doesn't the camera show the people in the room? Why are the "reporters" only on split screen? They could be anywhere. Nothing about this is real. Totally fake. @IsraeliPM @netanyahu

You just can’t show a person’s ankles, and everyone in the world knows who it is. I take that back.

He’s a lying, demented POS. 😡

Have you ever heard him say anything insightful? Something clever? A witty remark, suggesting high intellect? Have you ever seen him exude the statesmanlike gravitas of a world leader? Discuss policy with any depth of knowledge? No? You know why? Because he’s a fucking idiot🤦🏼‍♂️

Trump: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi thinking to herself: “Holy fucking shit did this asshole just say that? Yep, yep he did. This asshole really just said that.”

@ronsterd89 Banana Apple Noodles Celery Pretzels

Love my peanut butter but can't have it on bread anymore so what do you have it with?

@amazing_physics This guy

Who🤔

A lot of people don't know this, but Donald Trump's DHS Sec nominee Markwayne Mullin's great-great-great-great grandfather Cletuswayne Mullin was on the Titanic.

🚨NEW: College Dean PAID a 13-Year-Old BOY For S*X Multiple Times! Busted With $200 Cash & LUBE For Round 3!! 66yo James Hadley — Dean of Ocean County College’s School of Business & Social Sciences AND longtime youth basketball coach paid the 13yo boy $200 TWICE to perform s*x acts on him, then showed up at the boy’s home with another $200 cash + a bottle of lubricant for more! Boy’s mom found the disgusting texts & photos, called cops. Prosecutors say MORE victims possible.

@mjfree But he’s taking everyone with him. He’s destroying the country and wrecking the world.

Trump Is Going Down

I know I'm not perfect but no one ever blessed me! 💔

This is a post from the employees at The Croissanterie - the restaurant that asked NepoGov Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave. Love it 🌈

@ronsterd89 @NatureBookish Kidney stones. A ruptured lumbar disc

Tell me a pain that is bigger than toothache...aside from labor

@ronsterd89 On some planets…..

Do you think Melania Trump is attractive?

WTF is Trump actually patting this Secret Service agent on the Butt ? She looks like she’s uncomfortable and shouldn’t be anywhere near him! I looked up the source on this and it says it’s a reliable source so this is extremely concerning if it’s true!

@MrPitbull07 Could be worse

A flight turned tense after a disagreement between two passengers over an extra seat. According to the account shared online, a plus-size traveler had intentionally purchased two seats for the flight. She explained that she wanted enough space to sit comfortably and avoid making other passengers uncomfortable during the journey. But during boarding, the situation quickly changed. A mother traveling with a toddler approached the woman and asked if the child could use the empty seat next to her. The traveler declined, explaining that she had paid for the seat specifically for extra space. The conversation escalated. The mother reportedly complained to a flight attendant, arguing that the seat could be used by her child instead. The passenger then showed both of her boarding passes, proving she had purchased and reserved the extra seat. In the end, the airline allowed the woman to keep the seat she paid for. The toddler was expected to sit on the parent’s lap, which is a common arrangement permitted for very young children on flights. Despite the resolution, the woman later said she felt uncomfortable for the rest of the flight, claiming she received disapproving looks and passive-aggressive comments from other passengers. When the story spread online, it sparked debate. Some people argued that since she paid for the seat, she had every right to keep it. Others believed she should have given it up for the child. The moment turned into another viral discussion about airline etiquette, personal space, and whether paying for something automatically settles the debate.

Impeach. Convict. Remove.

@TheRealDon85 I love it when the cattle brand themselves

@atrupar Hegseth is as crazy as the mango moron

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"