ThisIsAMoose

@Wombat_Matt @ranoverray Right by Rik's, Barney's and Kadinsky. Rik's has cold beer at 8am

@ranoverray @thisisamoose Was extra smokey in there

Barney’s Coffeeshop never disappoints 😁

Was Jesus Christ Natty?

@ptichushka I hope there was a day where you taught him to go to 90° by just counting his reps.....0....0....0....0...0...0... If you did that's one mitzvah for Iron Jesus

he does not know it but he changed my life

@ptichushka Pumping iron is an inherently right wing activity. Thank god.

two years ago i coached a friend's 11 year old brother at the gym and in between sets he'd tell me about 9/11 conspiracy theories

@NixtoWitt He was nice when I met in his Dos Hombres. Frank White was a jerk. He enrolled his two kids at Barstow and made Headmaster LeBlanc come on the intercom and tell us not to ask him for autographs. George found out and brought by 500 autographed balls 1 FOR EVERY KID!

Another random autographed Sports Illustrated in my collection. George Brett will forever be the face of the Royals Organization. If you haven’t met George in person, it would make you sick finding out what an asshole he is. NEVER EVER meet your hero’s.

@Wombat_Matt @kristie_girl Try the Indonesian food, its amazing.

Amsterdam has the tastiest treats 🥰🇳🇱

@wylfcen We did. It was called the Industrial league. The Detoit Pistons were originally the Detroit Zollar Pistons. Marathon Oil had a team. The teams played in the great lakes region and were a source of pride for the companies and employees. Predates the NBA.

@ossanworld I think there's like 12.5 Japanese people in Vermont and they all go to UVM.

アメリカの皆さんはご存知だろうか、日本には1963年から今に至るまで販売されている「バーモントカレー」というカレーがあることを。米国バーモント州と何の関係があるのか、私も長い間知らなかったが、「バーモント健康法」と呼ばれる、米国バーモント州に伝わるりんご酢とはちみつを使った民間療法が、商品名の由来となったらしい。少なくとも、このカレーのおかげで「バーモント」という名前は子供の頃からとても親しみがあり、今でもバーモント州と聞くと、すぐに「バーモントカレー」が思い浮かぶ。

@consequence @cypresshill I remember Cypress Hill @ Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall in Kansas City, Kansas and seeing Carmen Electra sidestage watching B Real.

Scarlett Johansson says Cypress Hill was her first concert: "I'm still buzzing from it, man. I am." "I must have gone with a friend. I don't remember, because I was so high... I think it was at Roseland. And I remember they rolled this huge blunt that was like this big. It was like the size of a Blimpie sub. And they smoked it on stage, all the members of the band, and then they passed it around the whole Roseland. Those were the days, man." (via @colbertlateshow)

@cdotharrison One day you'll realize the entire Jurrasic Park franchise is various actors opening their mouths and looking up. This was most of the movie with Opie's PAWG daughter.

@ribzoftiktok @Corbienest Egg salad hot dog is just the drunk trailer park cousin to fried chicken sandwich with a dollop of pimiento cheese spread

@Corbienest I'm worried Japanese twitter might actually think we eat this.

Not now, Erni! The Japanese are watching! 😭

@WyattWheeler_ KSU is always more fun when they take a heel turn and hire a Frank Martin or Huggie Bear. Hired guns, checkered pasts, press D, physical play, red faced sideline screaming.

Here's Dorin and Elias getting shots up on campus. Their key cards still work.

@RandyRRQuaid WAIT, I'M THE ONLY ONE NOT GETTING PAID HERE?!?!

Springsteen is likely like Oprah and Beyoncé, being paid to spout off.

@FrankMason0 Good to see you're still playing. How's Limoges? Are you guys going to win the Pro A

Damn, and to think; I didn’t receive $1 while playing at Kansas 😳😂

@KrisKetzKMBC Ketz delivering with NBA news now. Best local follow on X

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Luka Doncic will miss the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers' regular season with a Grade 2 strain of his left hamstring, the team announced Friday.

@kc_mavericks @Firebirds they're taking our dudes for the playoffs! we're trying to play AA hockey here

📰 NEWS: Forward Landon McCallum has been recalled by the @Firebirds. Aristocrat Motors - Proud sponsor of the KC Mavericks.

@youlooklikeamom It is always who you least expect

They just confirmed Ted Bundy killed this 17 year-old Laura Ann back in 1974 with DNA evidence. They suspected him but now they know for sure it was him. He killed so many women just a despicable monster, and all those women were crushing on him a couple years ago

@foragervoyager @JeanneIves You are discovering why big states end up having elite graduates go to other flagship state schools. Apply to Alabama or Virginia Tech and your daughter will end up at a better school with a 50% scholarship and a better campus life. You are a product, go to the best buyer.

@JeanneIves WTF. My daughter is hoping to go to UIUC. 35 on the ACT, perfect grades with mostly APs, sports, clubs, etc. She may get a small tuition reduction, but 4 years is going to wipe out most of our savings. Make everyone pay, cut the costs in half, send the foreigners home.

The University of Illinois President testified on Tuesday in the IL Senate that 41% of his students pay no tuition or fees. Who are the students that pay nothing? No one asked in committee. At what rate do they graduate and what do they study? What's their citizenship status? I'm certain 42,000 students (student population 101,000) are not in the ROTC program or are merit scholars with near perfect ACT or SAT scores. So many unanswered questions. Needless to say the university president requested more money for this year's budget. How about start with every student having skin in the game?

@RitaPanahi Oh I bet you discussed John Elk in Con Law all the time! Man I bet you totally read those cases as part of your standard instruction in the 14th amendment. I bet you totally aren't some foreign reporter who knows nothing about American jurisprudence!

She thinks jurisdiction is allegiance 🤪Hard to fathom how she got into law school let alone on SCOTUS.