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@thisiselmattic

I probably have shoes older than you.

Marcberg Katılım Haziran 2011
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Elmattic@thisiselmattic·
Recently watched “Tangerine” and it’s great flick, but also made me worry. When self-driving taxis take over entirely, WHO IS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH OUR NATION’S TRANSGENDER HOOKERS? What about their livelihoods, and the many donut shops they in turn support?
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Elmattic@thisiselmattic·
@CainaKhanii I saw the EXACT SAME THING except it was all about how culture is totally stagnant—here, look at how boring the Netflix logo has gotten and also this graph of alcohol consumption.
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Elmattic@thisiselmattic·
@CainaKhanii This is dumb. There’s a million versions of it: here are random sourced facts to support my thesis, a person who is too online and needs to go to some different places to find out more kinds of people exist within 2 miles.
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Calvinball league lockout@CainaKhanii·
God this style of writing is so specific to this moment in time. Born too late to eat off storage organs in the pliocene. Born too early to optimally die young in a Type VI civilization. Born just in time to read niggas air out grievances like this. Lmao thenewatlantis.com/publications/a…
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Batman@urfavbatman·
Happy Eid
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@xtebordo Tech people say they’re in polycules because to them it sounds cooler than “I live with five roommates.”
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Christian TeBordo@xtebordo·
a big similarity between 'polyamory' and AI is that their proponents seem like they desperately need you to believe in them, like they might cease to exist if you don't. (also, they're unattractive)
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Venus 🪐 || I SHittED twt ||
Venus 🪐 || I SHittED twt ||@food_4_neglect·
Ai can't do hard drugs, be horny, or want to kill itself so obviously it can't make real music. Just how ts works
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Elmattic@thisiselmattic·
@PlanetPremRock I want to marry her. The leg thing also made a lot more sense of you were Brazilian apparently. It was a journalistic euphemism for shit the cops and government were doing. I.e. the leg didn’t beat everyone up at the cruising park.
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PremRock@PlanetPremRock·
@thisiselmattic My Brazilian friend told me her dialog in Portugese was way better it didn’t quite translate but still got thru
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PremRock@PlanetPremRock·
The Secret Agent was better
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Elmattic@thisiselmattic·
@PlanetPremRock *legoff I more want to see The Further Adventures of the Old Smoking Lady. Multiple season prestige tv please.
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Philip Pilkington
Philip Pilkington@philippilk·
It looks like people are waking up to the actual reality of why governments were so obsessed with AI. Social media made censorship impossible. So how do you regain control of the information space? Only one way: ensure that nothing online can be trusted anymore. 🤖
Snicklink@snicklink

what's even real anymore?😅

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Elmattic@thisiselmattic·
@Freeyourradio Oh shit! They have a record that’s pretty good but tbh I prefer the uncut Orcutt joints.
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