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Just ate 100g of spinach so I could be like Popeye but disaster! It was baby spinach and I have the limbs of a three year old

@mrSamOLeary @TomLawrinson It's good. It's a good one

Guys using a tea towel to portray women.

@brownalfie98 Shame on you

@joelgolby It's free on Netflix too. Just for free, like that! That's mad

finished The Case of the Golden Idol yesterday, truly never had a gaming experience like it. incredibly satisfying puzzle work, a really cool goth story, and the art style is sick as well. been recommending it to everyone. that name again: 'Case of the Golden Idol'

Mustangs are temporary. Wu Tang is forever 🐝🐝🐝

“Did you put a fucking mod in this?” twitter.com/NRider02/statu…

Incredible moment Steve Baker lays into George Osborne thinking he asked the question, when in fact it was Ed Balls

Good lord. Could Reform get a higher total of votes than the Tories?

@ultrabrilliant You think it's finished? Truly?

Took me 7 years to finish that fuckin joke. I’m finally free.

@DarrenWalshPuns 3 for sure

Some more new jokes. You know the drill, please reply with your favourites so I don't have to go and try them on stage at a new material night.

@TomLavery89 @massim0g Agreed

@massim0g Fez like (since rogue gets credit for rogue likes why not give fez the shout out since it was the first major example of this (that i can think of))

So, what are we calling these?

@TalkScaredPod I really like Technicolour by John Langan, such a cool idea

@TomLawrinson @mrSamOLeary I followed

Pretending you enjoy reading

@dandouglas Promoted to Bloke status by the Daily Star. Not bad going

cracking up at this reporting

Mark Williams of Wales speaks to the media naked during a preas vinfernce after winning the tournament during day seventeen of World Snooker Cjanpiobshup after winning the tournament at Crucible Theatre (2018)

Can't believe I missed the 40th anniversary of the single most sanity-warping print error ever committed to print. The gnawing, eldritch, Lovecraftian horror of this Peterborough Standard society page from April 18, 1980. Theremony at tremony at the liremony indeed.

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

@QueenRMade1 Nahhh - those windows are tinted. The photo has been edited to show the passengers, and the editing process has changed how the wall appears. Bigger story is why THIS is the photo they released?? The best they can do is one where she's looking away

Omg, Kensington Palace & UK media manipulated this photo as well. Look at the bricks. They do Not Match. Look at the same location w/Pippa driving & how the bricks match. The photo w/Kate appears to also be from 2023 not yesterday, but it’s heavily edited as well. 🤯

@BlueTeamJK @gf_256 Desktop MS apps are better. But the browser versions? Google wins every time

@gf_256 Office 365 is the same price as Google (12.50) and IMO way better.

The left one is like $12/mo/employee and comes with sso, takeover employee accounts, data retention, ldap. You get everything included and it’s all cohesively integrated into a single suite of tools the right one is like… fucken… $50/mo/employee all in. and has useless AI features built in because the founders need the ai usage metrics to play into the ai hypecycle narrative to pump their val (email support to opt out) ALSO: No SSO or ability to transfer terminated employees’ pages unless you pay for the insane enterprise tier (!!!!!!) (“Contact sales for pricing” bullshit) and is fucking SLOW and eats 200MB of ram. and 50% chance doesnt work on linux and impossible to switch off of because xDdd data moat and process moat I regret switching to Notion from Google Docs every day at work

@CrabCreatures @slimyswampghost ⬇️➡️⬆️⬆️⬇️➡️ to dodge

Tried to scam my local witch. Sold her cheap toad eyes instead of newt eyes. She gave me The Hog curse. I could use some positive vibes.