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"What came first: the chicken or the egg?" Me, I always come first

Why is life so fucking horrible to the nicest most innocent lovely people

WE want a Colorado vs Montreal Stanley Cup Final

GO HABS GO GO HABS GO GO HABS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #gohabsgo

Game seven overtime. Beautiful.

ELMO JUST SAW A BUTTERFLY

one of you is going to betray me

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

@akascarletVT Predators vs Kraken (ignore Gingerbrave)

What was the last sporting event you went to?

the Buffalo Sabres on a random Tuesday in December, 2025

They fucking skinned buzz Lightyear

Every time I do find this tweet I can’t help but laugh

i made this in like two seconds #tfone

Me diving too hard but we have rocket rez

how it feels to tweet as a small acct knowing nobody will interact with it

I understood that reference!

I'm legit surprised how this Bowser expression never got used as a GIF meme or reaction before

Today is the International Day against Homophobia, Biphobia, Intersexism and Transphobia.