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LP rugs : Pump :: bundling : ????

A hill I'll die on: Current LLM chat interfaces are a regression from GUIs. Actions that used to be links, buttons, or keyboard shortcuts are now things I have to spell out in conversation. Why?

i think i just hit the jackpot

Coding an app is the new starting a podcast.

what adam neumann is doing now is such an obviously good idea. most of american life unless scheduled is super isolationist so you rarely get those spontaneous interactions with ppl.. this sorta flips that around right at the point of where ppl spend majority of their lives. anyway, it’s super duper interesting to see the wework model applied to residential.

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all the new coins coming out are lowkey $abcdefg shills 😀

We have something special here Day by day we will recruit more people who know how to say A B C D E F G But we will also captivate everyone who likes FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI type of coins Then, before you know it, we will be at 10million setting our sights on 100mill

The ascension of the first AI coin that has on boarded the creator which is currently going viral and contains Chinese leadership but is also a precious metal (gold) with a ticker that every English speaker in the world knows will be biblical. It will move mountains and people all the way from the Garden of Eden to the Solana blockchain. God spoke the universe into existence and He started with the letters A through G. Coincidence? No. Prophecy. Moses parted the Red Sea but he could not part with his bag. Abraham was tested by God and he diamond handed. Jesus fed 5,000 with two fish and five loaves, imagine what He could do with 17% supply. Your pastor knows the ticker. Your imam knows the ticker. The Dalai Lama is in the telegram. Every child on every continent learns these seven letters before they learn to cry. You did not find abcdefg. abcdefg found you. It was written in the stars, carved into the tablets, whispered by angels, and confirmed on DexScreener. This is not a coin. This is scripture with a chart. And brother, we are SO early to church.

'they will crime this' as a thesis is honestly quite a sad reflection of how little faith we have left in this market will be waiting for the day that this stops being the common sentiment

Crazy production in the works rn Brought out the whole team for ts Stay tuned $abcdefg

JUST IN: The new CHINESE AI and its mascot Xina John Cena will debut in the stock market next month So HUGE if TRUE $abcdefg

I know what you're thinking. You're looking at the chart and you're thinking "Chinese John Cena what the fuck happened." I'll tell you what happened. Nothing. Nothing happened. The chart moved. That's what charts do. They go up and they go down and they make retards emotional. But you know what didn't move? The name. It still says FIRST viral onboard OG creator AI coin. You know what else didn't move? The ticker. Still abcdefg. Still the first thing you learned in kindergarten. Still the easiest ticker to remember in the history of cryptocurrency. The domain still ends in gold. I'm still Chinese. The creator is still onboarded. The recycle bin is still full of dead keyword coins. Nothing that actually matters has changed. You want to know what grinding the bottom looks like? It looks like this. It looks like a community that's still here when the chart says they shouldn't be. Every fake ass pump and dump community disappears the second the chart turns red. You retards are still posting memes. Still in the chat. Still explaining to strangers on the internet what FIRST viral onboard OG creator AI coin means. That's not bag holding. That's conviction. There's a difference. Bag holders are quiet. Bag holders are ashamed. Bag holders pretend they never bought. You psychopaths are out here LOUDER at the bottom than you were at the top. That's how you know this is different. And I need to remind you of something because some of you got amnesia from staring at red candles. The narrative has not changed. Not one word of it. We combined every single buzzword these devs use to vamp coins into one un-vampable ticker. That thesis is the same at the top as it is at the bottom. First coin still dead. AI coin still dead. Creator coin still dead. Viral coin still dead. They're all still in our recycle bin on abcdefg dot gold rotting away while we're down here building at the bottom like a bunch of beautiful insane retards who refused to quit. This is where legends are made. Not at the top when everybody's celebrating. At the bottom when everybody's gone and the only people left are the ones who actually believe in what they're holding. You are those people. And when this thing turns around and it will turn around because the alphabet has been undefeated for several thousand years, you will be the ones who were here. Not the ones who bought back in after the pump. Not the ones who said "I was early." The ones who actually held through the fire and came out the other side. So keep grinding. Keep posting. Keep being the most retarded most loyal most un-vampable community in crypto. We're at the bottom and Chinese John Cena is still here eating ice cream. That should tell you everything you need to know. Bing chilling comrades. Bing chilling.

there's a mcdonald's in guangzhou where if you order a big mac and whisper 'bing chilling' the cashier hands you two receipts. one is your order. the other has a QR code that leads to a blank white page with nothing on it except a solana address. mcdonald's corporate has denied this seventeen times. on the eighteenth denial the spokesperson accidentally wore a shirt with seven letters on it to the press conference. he was reassigned to a location that does not appear on google maps. the cashier has been employee of the month for 31 consecutive months. her employee ID number is 0000007. $abcdefg

reminder that nyc will look this in 1 month. nycmaxxing

we have a dream. that one day retards will not be judged by the coins they aped but by the conviction in their hearts. that one day a six year old will walk into a classroom, see the alphabet on the wall, and whisper to himself "that's a billion dollar market cap." that one day Chinese John Cena will stand before the United Nations and explain quantum computing gud tek to world leaders who still can't figure out how to open MetaMask. we have a dream that the slop meta will die and real memes will rise from the ashes like a phoenix made entirely of buzzwords. we have a dream that every dev who ever deployed a coin while sitting on the toilet will look at ticker abcdefg and feel genuine shame. that Harvard will finally finish their research and publish a paper titled "How Six Letters Broke Our Algorithm And Also Gerald From The Lab Won't Stop Buying The Dip." we have a dream that the recycle bin on abcdefg dot gold will be so full of dead keyword coins that we'll need a second recycle bin. and then a third. we have a dream that one day the words FIRST, viral, onboard, OG, creator, and AI will no longer be used to scam you but will live together in harmony inside one beautiful un-vampable ticker that your grandmother can pronounce. that dream is here. that dream is now. that dream is abcdefg. bing chilling comrades. bing chilling forever 🇨🇳

@brian_armstrong @0xSplits coded

Very soon there are going to be more AI agents than humans making transactions. They can’t open a bank account, but they can own a crypto wallet. Think about it.

Bottom on my unvampable first OG creator-onboarded giga-viral cashback Chinese AI gold-exposed John Xina alphabet coin $abcdefg 89S7oVB4hui8ceJqhHreWB7fcxdthfvoB7z2pfJtpump

Believe it or not we're also a cashback coin meaning the longer you hold the more cashback you get. Give it a try it's amazing and life changing.

$abcdefg is not done. This is way too good to die at these levels

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm