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This is my mantra to life, in case you were curious about how down bad I am.

@KalieBerk86331 @Dexerto FOMO is at an all time high for consumer products

@Dexerto Some people's IQ is lower than their current age, and it shows! It's just a freaking box of Pop-tarts!

Pokemon Pop-Tarts are already being scalped after returning for the first time in 25 years The Target-exclusive boxes cost $2.89, but sold eBay listings show some going for up to $25, not including shipping

Random NC highway shot, but the flowers were doing their thing 🌸

@99kishinsouls Laughing at them is the best response. People like this hate seeing others happier than they are 🙂‍↕️

Twitter in a nut shell 😭 Why she switch up so fast

@lilyzura1 And get the hot honey lemon pepper

@lilyzura1 Go to b&l wings. Trust.

yeah so i’m trapped in atlanta with no money to afford another flight this is a fate worse than death.

@centristpeater Jaden has the best quotes istg

🚨 Jaden Smith calls LA mayor Bass “useless” and says city’s homeless problem is worse than ever: “It’s genuinely affecting my work.”

@DiscussingFilm How I feel at 2 AM in the morning after eating some ice cream

First look at a freak in Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’.

@ScrambledFaz Weeknd's next single - "Takemi"

The Weeknd posts a Animal Crossing recreation of Takemi’s Clinic

@halenhargreevs Yes, that would probably be the hottest thing I can think of 😂

Boys: Be honest… Would you date a girl who is better at gaming than you?

@nunaambon How? It's the same amount of meat just a thinner surface area + taste 10x better due to the crust 💀

Smash burger are scam culture

@1realFormula It's 99% about where the ingredients are from and how it's prepared

What’s this logic 😭?

I can't think of anything else, I'm constantly distracted.

$240 HOA fee even though they do literally nothing 😭😭😭

@upayval Lmao that's hilarious

bro forgot to switch accounts

SQUIRREL GIRL COSPLAYY

I’m such a big back 💀 I only get pizza like once every couple months

Why does my heart rush when I get that notification? Sigh 😔

@99kishinsouls Classic

Got my food from my dasher. He said “enjoy” and I said “you as well”🤦 DAMMIT