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@Tablesalt13 The same road that brought you here takes you back to where youre from

Jamaican woman compares Canada to a plantation. "You're a slave to your house ....and its cold in May. Im sick of it."

Bears win rate is so low, the one time a bear won they made a fucking movie about it.

@brockpierson Call em “q-tips” here. They hate it. Girls in their age groups hate it I am told as well. No idea how these ear canal wannabes are supposed to procreate with a flow that bad…. Sux to suck

The Gen-Z broccoli haircut is easily the worst haircut in human history. You can't change my mind.

@MapleLeaves34 Further proof he failed so hard in Toronto. No one doubted skill. Inability to perform in big games when he went invisible year after year will never be forgotten in Toronto. Should have been traded 3 years sooner. Said it repeatedly

Good for Mitch Marner. He proved he couldn't handle the pressure in Toronto. Any success he has in Vegas doesn't take away the fact he had 9 years to produce for the Leafs and failed to do so.

@unusual_whales Out for dinner with the wife and two teenagers. Mid level basic chain restaurant. 2 apps, 4 entrees, couple drinks, no desserts. $273 bucks…. Almost $300 to go grab a family meal at not mcdonalds….. we all need raises…. Immediately

"The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252," per BMO

@Leafslatest Berube gets to come back because he was a good soldier and was told to tank the season once it was off the rails. He did it. Probably hated it. So he gets a year to coach again. Thats how back room deals happen. No one can prove it actually happened.

Craig Berube is likely to return as head coach of the Maple Leafs next season. The meeting that took place this past weekend between him and Leafs GM John Chayka was an audit of this team, player by player, and Berube’s view of where they should be moving forward. If they can schedule the meeting with Matthews, that could be very telling, but the expectation from management and from the head coach is that Auston Matthews will be back and in training camp. “It sure seems like Craig Berube is likely going to return as head coach.” “From a management standpoint, I’d want to know what the hesitation is beyond the obvious. We can all see the areas of need. So I think Matthews is going to want some explanation as to what John Chayka and Mats Sundin see moving forward. I can’t imagine he withholds his services, right? But does he eventually, maybe not in this meeting, but sometime in the not too distant future, say, ‘Okay, yeah, I’m not in this for the long term. I’m going to honor my contract, but I’m telling you now I’m not in this for the long term’?” Reports @DarrenDreger / @FirstUp1050 #Leafsforever

@Alice_MiaX Government. Funded. Ai. License to print money. I was very skeptical at the surge to $200 per share. It was 2-3 quarters “too early” imo. Now, the sales and revenue and projections are all catching up and bringing the multiple in line…. $300 stock? $400? $500?? Scary growth…

$PLTR Dan Ives just called Palantir a "golden goose." Wedbush's price target: $230. That's 68% upside from $137.09. His case: US government AI spending could total hundreds of billions. Long-term potential in the trillions. The Pentagon just designated Palantir's Maven Smart System as a Program of Record. They also locked in a 10-year, $10 billion Army contract. Ives says Palantir is in "a whole other category" compared to other software companies. His top pick outside the Mag 7. The stock is down 22% this year. Pulled back from $207 highs. But Ives isn't flinching. He called last quarter "stunning." Sitting at $137.09. Government AI is the play and Palantir owns that lane. 👀

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

@PierreVLeBrun Best tweet of ur life…. Lmao 😂

Mats Sundin is on fire 🔥

@james_xond 2006

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

@BernieSanders Furthermore, using inflation basics, if the difference in price is $1.00, thats a 28% rise over 16(!) years. Avg cpi of 3% per year and in theory, that difference should be 48% or $1.69 more for the same gas…. Total costs to consumers are actually DOWN….. smarten up Bernie…

Oil prices today: $105.25 a barrel Gas prices today: $4.46 a gallon Oil prices in March 2011: $105.06 a barrel Gas prices in March 2011: $3.51 a gallon Big Oil is using the Iran War to rip off Americans at the gas pump. Let’s end the Iran War & pass a windfall profits tax-NOW.

@BernieSanders Thats a nice broad simple statement. Everyone should be aware that inflation has hit everything. So the oil may be the same price but the workers, drivers, station attendants, etc has gone up in costs as well. Since 2011… omg, lifetimes ago…. So that logic is shortsighted….

@Mr_Derivatives Selloff to 170-175. Earnings end of may. ATH 220 afterwards. Easy money 💰 🤷‍♂️😎😝

$NVDA $194’s handle… What’s going on with the largest company in the world?! Anyone with a hypothesis?

@EricMacramalla Cant get much worse 😳 Lets see how far the blind squirrel gets us. Cause after 60 years nothing has worked to date. Everyone expects a disaster after this hiring. It can only stay bad or get better lmao 😂

So let me get this straight: 1) The Leafs new GM and head of hockey ops has an NHL rap sheet. 2) The Leafs new senior advisor hasn't advised before. 3) They both report to a person with no hockey knowledge. Ya - this is going to go well.

@TaraBull Support orders only get issued when support hasn’t been paid…. Sooooooo, the guy just showed he wasn’t paying his child support, who knows for how long…..

Man shares his paystub showing he makes $160 after child support

@MMatters22596 Fair price TODAY is over $350. Well undervalued and still growing. There is a ton of runway for this company to head towards $450+ per share within the next year…. It should be a required 15-20% of everyones portfolio for the next 18 months at least

$AMZN is still one of the most attractive large caps to own. Stockprice is at an ATH, yet valuation is near ATL. The technical setup is looking extremely clean, with solid upside potential. The fundamentals are a literal no-brainer. - In house chip production with over $50 B annual revenue - AWS is growing rapidly, and it's Amazon's most profitable segment - Partnership with Antrophic and OpenAI, securing billions in AWS revenue for years to come, as well as optimizing the use of AI for their own company $AMZN is about to go parabolic, just like $GOOG did last year.

@jimmysoldout 1. Landlord cant evict you when they wish 2. You have to pay for housing, might as well grow equity and own it one day 3. Reno/grow/modify house to your wishes 4. Relatively fixed costs for the mortgage term, rent increases over time, a lot 5. When sold, money is yours tax free

no shade but why would i literally ever buy a home… you still have to pay a mortgage monthly that would be the same cost as just paying rent atp. and at least with renting, the expenses for anything that goes wrong falls into the landlord instead of on you

A Massachusetts-based fusion company took another step this week in its race to become the first to get the same power fueling the sun and stars onto the US electrical grid. cnn.it/4cWPWCe

@QC_Capitals Investors have been holding this stock for 6-8 months waiting for a pop. People are taking profits theyve been waiting patiently for. Bezos is done selling his shares within 30 days…. Stock will run again very soon.

Can someone tell me why $AMZN is going down? Weren’t the earnings good?

@james_xond 👋

Trying to prove a point: Has anyone else ever stayed at a job for more than 10 years?