new boy on the block

In the mood for attention lol

Take it for a ride

Upside of a field work is always the lighting

Guys, this puss is in a museam

Gonna turn this into my super hoe account, I think. Tired of keeping stuff back on @Thomas_showoff

You guys get a treat

@FossilizedCum @lllliatttt Girl needs macroderm abrasion

@lllliatttt From penis to vaginaaaaaaa

a phallic form transforms into a yonic one… much to consider

As a gay guy, you should have nothing less then 30 jockstraps, 45 thongs, 33 boxer briefs, and 1 ripped pair of boxers to pretend to be dl trade

Geologist to it better La preuve

@ohmaryplay Can we get montreal and toronto on the list??

Casting, ticket information, and additional cities TBA.

Did you hear that, Mother? We’re moving across America! Mary Todd Lincoln is touring the nation beginning Fall 2026.

@Car_Silhouettes Ok phew

@thomas_subtle Never left

@OttawaTop Thanks!

@thomas_subtle Beautiful

@Don_Rique_ In some places it's illegal!

Something that feels illegal but it’s not. Job postings not posting how much they are paying ? Like post that shit you cowards !

My future

@FossilizedCum Lol not the call back

@thomas_subtle Here’s a sample: hey grandpa did you apply your retinoid and hyaluronic acid serums yet today? You look like a wise old man

Need someone to Dom me (make me do a 10 step skincare routine everyday)

@VibesSedai Join us...

After I finished my masters, I swore off anymore schooling but now that I’m 5, almost 6 years out, I see the gaps in research and have all these ideas and think I could do well pursuing a PhD. But alas science is devalued and funding cut…

@Euan_A_C Trying to inflate dick stocks

Is the top drought real or propaganda from Big Top

@calebrinis Rhinestones

how the fuck do you style a hockey jersey without looking fat and ugly and stupid

@btmnxtdoor Women in stem

@thomas_subtle wish you were my TA