Thomas Christ

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote. “I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’” “I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

Hiring Mike McCarthy highlights the Steelers refusal to evolve behindthesteelcurtain.com/pittsburgh-ste…

That said, I hope he proves us all wrong and wins it all in the next few years… #herewego

Time will tell, but IMO this is a pretty lame hire. Even if they wanted a former HC w exp.. no interview w McDaniel, no interview w McDermott, …but we rush to get Mike McCarthy probably because hey he’s a Pittsburgh guy from Pittsburgh n’at! Yoi and double yoi! 🤦‍♂️ #Steelers

This is the kind of clip that makes me wonder if Mike McDaniel may actually have the kind of leadership traits the #Steelers say they’re looking for in their next head coach.

The #steelers have the worst defense in the NFL right now. That’s not hyperbole. This is an embarrassment.

I've seen enough: Zohran Mamdani (D) defeats Andrew Cuomo (D) in the NYC mayoral primary in a stunning upset #NYCPrimary

I’m so desperate for change that Im closely following a mayor’s race in a city that I don’t even live in just to catch a glimmer of hope.

CMON MAN PLEASE JUST LET IT HAPPEN

The New York establishment is running scared. Despite spending millions against him, Zohran was ahead in the last poll. If New Yorkers come out in good numbers today, @ZohranKMamdani can become New York City’s next mayor. Let’s make it happen. Please vote.

New York, get out to vote today for Zohran Mamdani!!!!!! we can build the New York we want to see!!!!

Onion doesn't miss

Late tonight, I will deliver a response to President Trump's Congressional Address. NO to Oligarchy. NO to Authoritarianism. YES to Democracy and an economy that works for all. I hope you'll join us.

Trump says "one way or the other" we're gonna get Greenland Jesus Christ

trump pulled up a child as a prop to talk about how he had brain cancer (trumps admin is cutting cancer research) then followed up by talking about child cancer rates increasing due to chemical exposure (he cut the epa)

Trump just bragged about bringing back CHIP manufacturing: 1 - Biden did that with the CHIPS act, not him. 2 - Trump announced he was freezing the funding for that last week! 3 - That kills 115,000 manufacturing jobs The man is literally a world record shattering liar it's incredible

OH MY GOD TRUMP BRINGS UP THE 14 TIMES DEBUNKED LIE OF 150 YEAR OLDS GETTING SOCIAL SECURITY THEY ARE GONNA DESTROY IT

Trump is making up stats about Social Security so he has an excuse to cut your benefits.