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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@ian_hindmarch Don’t get me started on energy bills mate, we should have listened more in school

@ian_hindmarch We’re really old

There’s some sort of cement mixer delivery near my kids school and all the parents who drive 2 minutes to drop their kids off are now stuck, lovely

The party is over @BorisJohnson. Resign.

@mollspilsbury Can you get me some beer from the shop

Curry gotta be MVP this year what he’s done is a joke

@ShaunBradders Lad mine's not even half that MB and never have problems that'll be well fast haha

Is this speed worth the price 👀

There’s no words to express the pain Im going through with this tragedy of loosing my neice Gigi & my brother @kobebryant I love u and u will be missed. My condolences goes out to the Bryant family and the families of the other passengers on board. IM SICK RIGHT NOW

“Ok Google, play Justin Bieber best hits” 26 going on 12

Me: Well, it's 3am, I should really put my phone down and go to sleep. Youtube: Top ten bizarre scuba diving encounters? Me:

Outcast once again 👍

👼

“Jordan Who”

fuckin stay doon

@mollspilsbury you when you think I’m in the cabin but I’m at the all night buffet

This is class

@mollspilsbury Don’t blame me for falling asleep on the sofa blame this

Why are girls like radiators in summer 😓

Be positive