Tom Styles

@BarristerSecret @teaforpterosaur @realMChalmers

I should add that full responsibility for this dissertation lies with @teaforpterosaur.

There is something I've been reluctant to talk about. I didn't ever want to really talk about it. But the question has been asked, and if one person is thinking it, others may be too. So I'll address it head on: How is Taylor Swift's legal analysis in "no body, no crime"? 🧵

@GWRHelp she also forgot to announce that anyone with a seat reservation can claim a part refund, which some would have found helpful

@GWRHelp - I’m on the short form peak train from Chippenham to Paddington. The train manager has informed us that it’s “nobody’s” fault. Is that because “nobody” is running the show?

@every_station @ScenicRailBrit @GWRHelp Chippenham 👍

@StateOfLinkedIn @realMChalmers

The former chancellor has updated his LinkedIn already 😂

@ChrisEders @bingowings14 That’s the premium tour!

@bingowings14 @thomasjstyles this answers so many questions from last week!!

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…

@michelledonelan @Conservatives If living in the area all your life contributes to being an effective MP, what should the people of Chippenham make of your credentials when casting their vote at the next GE?

Been out today in #TivertonandHoniton do vote if you haven’t yet - Helen Hurford is an excellent local candidate, lived in the area all her life and a former Head Teacher 🗳 #TivertonandHonitonByElection #Conservative @Conservatives

@thomasjstyles from @ArupEnviro is talking water at #RegenSouth and says #nutrientneutrality is a major issue for the UK and a pressing concern for #CentralSouthUK

@michelledonelan I am a constituent and what matters to me is a prime minister who is competent, credible and has integrity.

I always focus on what matters to my constituents, which is cost of living and delivering the manifesto that I, and this government was elected on. 3/3

A leadership election won’t help the economy, won’t help us tackle the cost of living, wont help us to defend Ukraine or deliver on our manifesto committments. Boris has proven he can do this. 1/3

@squadnos @iambenhudson

In the 2001-02 Premier League season, the number 36 for both Fulham and Middlesbrough was named Mark Hudson. While the pair never played with or against each other, they did line out for Huddersfield Town a decade apart, both wearing number 4

We are deeply saddened to learn of the death of a true Oxford United great. Rest in peace, Joey Beauchamp. 💛

@edd_powell @netflix That photo looks like a National Trust ad

Wordle 227 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We’ll here we are careering rapidly towards 2022 - a year with Winter Olympics #Beijing2022 where it’s not cold and a #FIFA22 in the desert. Not sure that’s exactly what we all need right now.

@edd_powell @ChrisEders @englandcricket That’s where Kathryn lives

Come on @englandcricket

So, @michelledonelan, choose to answer?

@realMChalmers Massive congratulations Mike - a real achievement.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@JohnMooreSports was hoping to buy Christmas presents from you but have had to go somewhere else because your couriers are so bad! Lied about us being in! Please change company!

@Anthropologie bit cheeky to have a few days of suspended discount just before Black Friday - and for your sales assistants to deny all knowledge. Bit of integrity wouldn’t go amiss.