thomas kelly

@MartinsCyn @SeanNutDuffy @shaneod91

For those that couldn't grasp it properly. This is a statistical anomaly that effectively "broke" the modern data era of the Premier League. While the league has seen legendary defensive midfielders (DMs), none have combined these specific high-volume defensive metrics in a single 90-minute. His night "outdid" the likes of: ​Michael Essien – Chelsea ​Claude Makélélé – Chelsea ​N’Golo Kanté – Leicester City / Chelsea ​Javier Mascherano – Liverpool ​Roy Keane – Manchester United ​Patrick Vieira – Arsenal ​Gilberto Silva – Arsenal ​Wilfred Ndidi – Leicester City ​João Palhinha – Fulham ​Idrissa Gana Gueye – Everton / Aston Villa ​Nigel de Jong – Manchester City ​Cheick Tioté – Newcastle United ​Sandro – Tottenham Hotspur ​Lassana Diarra – Arsenal / Chelsea ​Rodri – Manchester City ​Fernandinho – Manchester City ​Fabinho – Liverpool ​Declan Rice – West Ham United / Arsenal ​Nemanja Matić – Chelsea / Manchester United ​Gareth Barry – Aston Villa / Manchester City / Everton ​Lucas Leiva – Liverpool ​Moussa Dembélé – Tottenham Hotspur ​Scott Parker – West Ham United / Tottenham Hotspur / Fulham ​Alex Song – Arsenal / West Ham United ​Owen Hargreaves – Manchester United ​Moisés Caicedo – Brighton / Chelsea

@BASHAARUTD @SeanNutDuffy @shaneod91 hmmm interesting

So Declan Rice didn’t win a single Player of the month award but he wants to win the player of the year award?

@SeanNutDuffy @AliceTalksFooty @shaneod91 Think that’s his 6th this year which is literally the main reason you should win player of the year 🤔

Mad to think no Arsenal player has won a player of the month award this season yet they think their players should win POTS over Bruno👀

@FootballEra_ @SeanNutDuffy

Just like that, Arsenal are dealing with another major injury crisis. Almost all their players have withdrawn from their international camps due to injuries. If they still end up winning the Premier League despite this injury crisis, it would be the greatest Premier League title ever.

@SeverusChud @shaneod91

"Professor Snape, the Potions master, was a thin, greasy-haired man with a pale, sneering face." - JKK Rowling

@TheMadribZone @RCMSport @SeanNutDuffy

🚨🚨BREAKING: Real Madrid's medical team have operated Rodrygo's WRONG KNEE. He is set to undergo surgery AGAIN tomorrow. @RCMSport

@Jsize18 @SeanNutDuffy

We can call Arsenal's title win a "Meningitis title"

@kvng_baff @SeanNutDuffy

Arsenal fans are talking about “open play” assist when Bruno Fernandes dropped one on their head. Repost to make them cry!

@SeanNutDuffy @Philopearl_Afc Could of killed him

Man United fans have no right to speak on that Arsenal’s penalty call btw

@shaneod91 @Footballtweet Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha yesssssss

Stoke City's new £10M first-team training facility. 🏊‍♂️ Hydrotherapy pool 😰 Sauna 🧠 Meeting room 💪 Double gym 🍽️ Recreational dining hall.. Not only the Premier League, but the Championship is now lightyears ahead of most leagues around the world.

Lisandro Martínez with his father at full-time tonight 🥹❤️

What are you doing to me bro!! @PatrickDorgu13

@UtdMaI @shaneod91

Bastian Schweinsteiger spent 17 good years at Bayern, won it all but you will never see him post any Bayern match. He just spent 2 years at Manchester United and man is obsessed with man united. He was a Man United fan from childhood and playing for the club made his dreams come true. That love for United is rare Bastian ♥️

Bryan Mbeumo. Stretford End. ERUPTION! 🤯

@PremierviewPod @shaneod91 @SeanNutDuffy

“You dirty f*ucking Tipperary b*llocks” Be sure to remind the pretend Clareman of this when he rocks up for a semple stadium selfie in the summer

@DudespostingWs @shaneod91

The Germans invented a replacement for the forklift 😳 They're autonomous mobile robots that slide under pallets, lift loads up to 1 ton, and move omnidirectionally with lights for navigation.

@hugoknowsball @shaneod91 @SeanNutDuffy

They hire him in his prime and promise him heaven then turn on him and sack him when he demands the same heaven they promised him while in the final phase of a rebuild. Anyone happy about his sack is a disgrace to this football club. Unacceptable!!

Single handedly destroyed Manchester United.

@everymovieplug @shaneod91 @SeanNutDuffy whattttttttttt

Denzel Washington is 71 years old today.