Faith Thompson

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Faith Thompson

Faith Thompson

@thompsonfj

if Statler from the Muppets were a female poet in her early thirties with tattoos and a weakness for cute babies...

Katılım Nisan 2012
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Faith Thompson
Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
@magicmikewrites Your diamonds or someone else's? Because I feel like the whole tone of the thing is different depending on your answer.
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Dr. Mike McClelland 🌈
Dr. Mike McClelland 🌈@magicmikewrites·
Cut myself on diamonds while playing tennis! Achievement unlocked.
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Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
@sherbetlemon007 Yesssss!!! Shaaba! It makes me so happy that you love this show, because you are just as pure and wholesome as it weirdly also is.
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Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
This is the line that made me fall in love with the Muppets
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Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
@ask_aubry This woman is 41! Get out of here with "past a certain age"! Even setting aside the weird incel vibes, this is weird af.
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank. You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down. You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot. That someone you LOVE will get shot. Or that YOU will get shot. This is where we are now. This is not normal. And this is not fucking ok. It’s NOT fucking ok.
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ApocalistBookClub
ApocalistBookClub@ApocalistC·
@docsane We're sorry! We've been like ships passing in the night schedule wise D: I (Nella) will be guesting on @BingeOClockPod in a few weeks to talk about AMC's THE TERROR and the Franklin Expedition, so hopefully that will help until we can get back on track!
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Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
@ninaparmenter That's definitely a weird way to say it. I've always heard it pronounced exactly the way it looks.
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Nina Parmenter 💫
Nina Parmenter 💫@ninaparmenter·
Heard someone say the word “enjambment” out loud for the first time the other day, and was it just them or is it really pronounced on-jhombe-mon ? Because if it is, I will never every say it. I will say “carryoveriness”.
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Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
@kavehtaherian I think we're looking at "before it's too late" in the rear view mirror, my friend. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalyse are just gonna be giant Peeps.
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Kent Bazemore Head Shape
Kent Bazemore Head Shape@KanavisLLama·
@JoeFash0 i can’t believe y’all don’t understand why dude threw the bike!? i mean i don’t understand it either but i can’t believe y’all don’t.
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Joe Fasho@JoeFash0·
Took my son on a recruitment visit for UC Berkeley football and saw this after we got lunch
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A bear@A_single_bear·
I hope you got to be the creature you are today. I am a bear.
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Faith Thompson@thompsonfj·
@cgambles15 @NOSEAHERE @fesshole How is she supposed to know he's not okay with it unless he grows up and TELLS her? She is not telepathic. They both decided this was something they wanted to do--he was on board at some point. Until he tells her that that's changed, how is she supposed to know?
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ThePoliticalStriker
ThePoliticalStriker@PoliticalStrike·
@NOSEAHERE @fesshole Okay whats the point in getting married and even being in a relationship then? If you don’t care about the other persons opinion and how they feel? Yeah you’re not responsible for their happiness but surely you care about it?
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Me and my wife decided to try an open relationship. I absolutely hate it and haven't slept with anyone. She's having the time of her life though and fucks other guys 2/3 times a week. I'd lose her if I told her to stop but I'm so sad
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Kosoko Jackson
Kosoko Jackson@KosokoJackson·
Favorite old school rom com I should watch because my old school (I mean, NOTTING HILL, YOU GOT MAIL ETC) romcom knowledge is rough. Give me the golden age of rom coms!
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