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So many of my problems are from drawing cartoons when I was supposed to be doing something else.
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Joe Benedetti
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Joe Benedetti
@thoroughblessed
Hi! I’m a saucy ex pizza boy and a wrestler, cartoonist, poet, learner, clown, singer and dancer; My opinions are mine; “Mature” themes; 18+ (🔞) only, please.
Columbus, OH Katılım Haziran 2017
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@DakotaAstroWolf Someone suddenly started getting flirted with and called attractive.
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Theres this dude i knew before he got pretty popular in the fandom and he was really chill, but closeted about being a furry. Now hes really full of himself. Its wild to see how furry can pull out the worst in people.
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Sometimes I feel like a divorcee, even though I’ve never been married, nor ever had a girlfriend.
I’m broke as shit, and sometimes bitter, but I’m free, for now.
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@poindexpurr I dunno. It probably wouldn’t be good to get married for the wrong reason.
I’d cohabitate and share a mortgage with someone, though, if we were compatible.
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@thoroughblessed this cant be how i found out abt it
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@Wilmodt They were probably doing the same thing with Theodore Roosevelt memes on newspaper clippings, when Theodore Roosevelt died.
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@thoroughblessed What else but outdated Chuck Norris memes, I'll bet they had a folder of 'em at the ready.
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@thoroughblessed The boomers of my family couldn't help themselves today. The group chat is full of crunchy jpeg compression from the 2000's.
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@assassassassa17 End of an era on this side, start of a new era on that side.
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Chuck Norris didn't die, he's serving an arrest warrant on the Grim Reaper. RIP (Roundhouse in Peace)
🫡 Godspeed sir
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@RetroDesmodus If you have the opportunity to get both more of a life and more pay, obviously take that opportunity.
Is there anything about the new job that’s making you apprehensive?
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@thoroughblessed Well, I don't have a life due to my job and I like to have a higher salary to achieve what I want sooner.
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I've been thinking about my job, life, and starting to wonder. Should I change careers and pivot towards a better field or something. Not just for an increase in salary, but also to get my life back.
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@frostiestofmen At least they’ll willingly take the blame for their own negligence.
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@thoroughblessed Parents still aren’t learning their lesson, for some odd reason.
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THIS. Right here.
This is a very bad ongoing problem.
People spread porn and nsfw content all across the Internet recklessly, without any regard for minors who might see it.
And that is exactly how I became victimized at the age of 12. 😣
云弗VinFurr🍀 ▶️SJTU上海交通大学@VinFurr
I got a question. Why does a lot of furries have an AD account on this platform? isn't it quite problematic considering the lower age limit on this platform is 13? bruh. you're making bad stuff more easily available for minors 😭😭 I'm talking about open accounts. not locked
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@thoroughblessed Pineapple
Rubber Snape
Pyromancing Murder Ape
Hot DaVinci
Cold DaVinci
Stack of Oreos
I didn't read the lyrics
I got paid to sing 'em and I tried to wing 'em
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We’re some kind of… bipedal… tool-wielding… “fire ape”. “Pyromancing murder monkey” is catchy, but, while we are primates, we’re technically apes, not monkeys.
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@Wilmodt Who did you mean to quote?
I ask because you used a quotation mark.
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Treehouses are kinda freaky, when you think about it.
Imagine having pieces of another primate nailed to your body.
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@thoroughblessed It's more like "we are the universe experiencing itself, stretching tendrils down through the dimensions into these tangles of awareness, emotion, intuition, and other influences of the mind.
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@lordvictor 😯Ooh.
☝️😌 Shitsy-Bitsy Spigh-Turd.
🤔Or Itsy-Shitsy.
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@lordvictor The average person has gotta be shitting spiders by now.
Maybe that’s why there’s so much shit all over public toilets - those turds have legs and are walking around.
🎶The Itsy-Bitsy Spigh-Turd… 🎶
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😂Burst out laughing, this morning, remembering that there are adults who scorn children for being ugly.
I don’t know why, but someone getting mad at someone for something that isn’t their fault is just hilarious.
“Why are you so ugly!?! How dare you be so ugly!”
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