Mason Hemmer

Blessed to announce I will be continuing my academic and unathletic career at SDSU.

My Mount Rushmore of underrated athletes of all time in alphabetical order Bo Jackson: 5.5 yards per carry in three of his four NFL seasons Joey Chestnut: ate 57 hot dogs in five minutes Katie Ledecky: Owns the top 18 world records for the 1500 women’s freestyle Scott Shafer:

somewhere out there is someone using an iphone 7

I’m so realistic about my golf game that I got a triple bogey in my dream last night

Breaking: Deshaun Watson has requested a trade to the Giants effective immediately twitter.com/BrennanReece/s…

When I pack too much for a short trip.

Can't agree on the wind direction? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Kiper and McShay #throwback for the #NFLDraft

Devin Booker dapped up a baby after this shot.

That’s the Sunday menu

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? ALL the drinks on me 🍻🍻🍻

Coolest game of friggen frogger I have ever seen

Uzi right now:

FIRST LOOK : Cam Newton in a Carolina Panther’s jersey

Lee Corso puts on the Bearcats head… the Bearcat puts on a Lee Corso head… I’m dying 😂😂

High leverage moment, fate of the universe on the line, open shot, not go-get-it, I want Iguodala

I must be allergic to shampoo, every time it gets in my eyes it burns

Jameis Winston is a national treasure

Should I put I know how to spell resume on my resumae